“Keeping Up With the Kardashians?“ Why would I need to ‘keep up’ with the Kardashians when I am very agile and fleet of foot, and could easily outrun them? At a brisk pace I could “keep up“ with at least Kimmothy, but at my full speed any Kardashian would be hard-pressed to overtake me. 

they're putting me on the cover of times magazine and also putting a cup over me and there's even talk of taking me outside

Etsy is charging shop owners for people viewing their content

Every time someone so much as looks at my posting, I lose 25 cents. They even charge for shipping, even though I don't print their labels or use any shipping-related services besides my local USPS.

It's impossible to sell things for a reasonable price, because shop owners have to make up the hundreds of tiny expenses Etsy piles on for no god damn reason. A year ago when I uploaded something I only got charged for the upload and if someone bought the thing. Today I have seven screenshots' worth of expenses for two postings after only one day of having them up. Etsy is robbing people. They even took money from an order!

I sell my masks for $5 a piece. I also offer free shipping on orders $35 and up. This is my first free-shipping-order, meaning the customer spent $35 on my masks, and yet Etsy is only giving me $33.61. Why? I'm already being charged outrageously for daring to use their site, and they think they deserve my money just because I offered free shipping? That's literally theft.

See anything else weird about that screenshot? Yeah. They charged me ten times for posting one post. That "auto-renewal charge" they label it as wasn't even supposed to be charged to me until September.

Etsy is a scam and everyone who touches it is a victim

Can confirm, Etsy is the worst. I wish there was any other platform I could use.

If you use Etsy, either as a buyer or a seller, let them know what you don't like!!! I've had so many people annoyed with me for telling them to complain to Etsy about policies they didn't like, but ya know what? After I and a bunch of other people constantly complained about the forced advertisement policy, they sent out a survey on it. Months after it was implemented. Complain regularly, and actively be searching out alternatives so we can stop giving them our money.

Does this mean you should stop buying from Etsy? No. Because anyone who is still selling on Etsy is doing so because we have no other choice. However, if you find out that a seller has their own website off Etsy (which they're not allowed to link to their Etsy page, so most of the time you won't have any clue until you've either received your purchase with their business card, or sought out their social media pages), make any repeat purchases from their site! Support sellers, do not support Etsy.

Etsy hates sellers. Let them know that treating sellers like commodities rather than clients is not okay.

Loving that OP isn’t even calling out the place by name.

whats "lab safety"? if im going to be a scientist i'm gonna look CUTE. if i get radiation poisoning that's on ME.

my and the boys on our way to the grocery store to grab poptarts

me and the boys when we find out that covid-19 is preventing us from proper fighting formation

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because we all know the problem today is there are too many serious Bible-believing Christians following those antiquated beliefs like “thou shalt not lie” and “thou shalt not steal” or “love thy neighbor” or “pray for your enemies, bless them that curse you.”

there, fixed it.

This Restaurant is Designed for Fighting (ft. @calebcity) Mini-Mocks

@brattylikestoeat

I remember his vines good for him

imagine if we all just started ignoring celebrities tho

i cant stop thinking about how funny this would be. imagine kylie jenner posting a selfie n it gets 12 likes

Zuko was having a crisis for three weeks after joining the Gaang, because he realizes a) Katara, Aang and Sokka could have and would have easily murdered him had they been about 5% more emotionally unstable and b) he had stopped actively trying to capture the Avatar right before the person who had no such qualms about murder, Toph, joined their team.

Zuko realizing that if he had been a bad guy for 5 more minutes, he would've been murdered by Toph: 

Microwaving ants is like the first meme we've had since january i think

Nature is healing

Friendly reminder that the mainstream media hates you and wants to destroy everything you love

Why do you gotta hide the 🔥 commentary in the tags

This is better than any action movie ive ever seen

please please let me out of the plastic cup please i promise i wont jump at you and crawl on your clothes please