I am a farmer - not new

Nick Cage in Mandy - lumberjack/revenger

Im a super rich fashion designer in love with a man who lives in North Korea.

Oh my god the pure drama and angst. Inject it right into my veins!

I love that series!

I’m a SEAL hunting down the people who killed his team, his wife, and child. I’m in trouble.

I’m a hobbit now in all kinds of trouble in the midst of an adventure because my wizard friend told a bunch of dwarves I’m a burgler, when I’m really nothing of the sort, but a respectable (until now) Baggins.

Unless you count any video, in which case I’m a congress member grilling judicial appointments.

student council president at a prestigious high school. AKA god.

I’m a starship captain. If I take his EXACT job it’s of the most prestigious ship in the fleet.

I’m so getting demoted.

Don’t judge me I’ve been watching terrible Hallmark westerns so that means I’m…a homesteader’s wife?

…kinda goals, tbh

I am a Kamen Rider and also a detective, I win.

Gotta catch em all babeyyyyyy. Now where’s my pikachu, there’s a pokemon league I need to lose

star ship captain

….let’s no talk about it

General surgeon 🤔🤔 well... That's actually what I do 😂😂💚

Friendzoned ( Loki x Female Reader) (Fluff)

Summary: Loki friendzoned you soon after meeting you but not for the reasons you think.

Note : this is so short , almost a drabble but I had a vivid dream and wrote while it was fresh in my mind.

You and Loki have been friends since he got here, on earth you meant. Or Midgard as he liked to call it, it was weird meeting him the first time, you instantly had a crush on him and he? Well he friendzoned you after four weeks of knowing you, in those four weeks you really thought he was into you as you both flirted with each other all the time but he wasn't. You were thanking all your stars, so glad that he didn't know of your crush on him at the time, it has bloomed way past that now.

Cuuuuuteness overload 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺💚💚💚💚 I love this so much!!!

Awwww 🥺🥺🥰🥰 this was amazing 😍😍🥰 thank you so much!! 💚 💚

Thank you so much 🥰 yes I'm feeling so much better since working in my new hospital!

I'm glad to hear your doing good as well😘

wow this cannot be good for me *keeps doing it*

oh yeah this would be good for me *never starts doing it*

Thank you so much!!!! 💖💚🥺🥺🥺 This was so amazing and so truly accurate!!! Some days and nights it happens exactly like this! (well minus somebody take care of you afterward unfortunately 🙈🙈)

Thank you again! So much! 💚❤️💚❤️

@d1a2n389 eeeek!!! I'm so glad you liked it!!! I wanted it to be as accurate as possible!! I have so much respect and admiration for everyone in Healthcare, I wanted to be perfect and do it all the justice!! And thank you so much!!!!! 💚💚💚💚💚

I love it! 🥰🥰❤️ the things Reader does to stay awake... well can't say I haven't done them myself after a rough shift 🙈🙈

You're amazing capturing it all so perfect 😘💚

Thank you so much!!!! 💖💚🥺🥺🥺 This was so amazing and so truly accurate!!! Some days and nights it happens exactly like this! (well minus somebody take care of you afterward unfortunately 🙈🙈)

Thank you again! So much! 💚❤️💚❤️

The Bodyguard (Loki x Female reader) (Au) (18+)

Read Chapter 17 here// Series Masterlist

Chapter 18

Summary : You wake up in the hospital and Loki is by your side.

He sat down next to your bed, they gave you medicine to bring the fever down and you had to be on the glucose drip again. You must not have eaten much in the last three days, he blamed himself for all of this entirely but he had sworn to himself that he will fix it and he'll earn your trust back into his life. 

His thumb rubbed over your skin as he held your hand in his, what you told him before you passed out was still haunting him. 

I loooove this series 🥺🥺🥺💚❤️ every time you come up with a new story I think that it couldn't possibly be as good as the previous one! You keep surprising me all of the time 🥰🥰🥰💚💚❤️💚

I want october. I want Halloween. I want fall. I want rain. I want thunderstorm.

The Bodyguard (Loki x Female reader) (Au) (18+)

Read Chapter 7 here // Series Masterlist

Chapter 8

Summary : The party brings you and Loki closer.

You couldn't even breathe in the dress, that's how tight it was. Maybe this was Steve's way of punishing you for whatever you did to piss him off. Your hair was straightened and you had a heavy makeup on with glittery eyes and bold lips. As you stepped out of the room loki was waiting to take you downstairs, his eyes widened as he looked at you, you clanked on your heals and walked alongside him. He had a black suit on but he changed the shirt to white. His hair was slicked back, he smelled so good. 

I'm soooo glad you decided to continue writing this story 😍😍 it's amazing!! 💚

The Bodyguard (Loki x Female reader) (Au) (18+)

Read Chapter 4 here // Series Masterlist

Chapter 5

Summary : Loki denies to be your friend. He just wants to be your bodyguard or that's what he tells himself.

He parked the car and stepped inside the shelter, you had a puppy in your arms and a bunch of dogs and cats surrounded you.

"Did you get the parcel I sent?" You asked Natasha, she was the one managing the shelter currently. She nodded and smiled as you asked her that, they were grateful for everything you did. Loki couldn't stop staring at you, he was seeing a different side, until now he perceived you as spoiled and shallow, just like most of the rich people are.

This is fantastic! It's not the usual "loki plays hard to get" "reader is attached too much" (which I adore, don't get me wrong 😍) this is something new and I really like it @lokisprettygirl 😘😘

Secrets

Pairing: Loki x plus-size reader

Warnings: self esteem issues, some swearing (song lyrics), fluff.....all the fluff

Summary: Loki invites you to dinner, with a very important question.....

Part 18-

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It had been a little over a month since Emma met Loki, and the two were thick as thieves. She begged for him to come over, his response "who am I to disappoint my princess." Making you smile. They spent most of their time conspiring against you. "She can't say no to both of us." You'd heard him say as he contstructed a pillow fort in the living room. You would always smile and sigh, what did you get yourself into. But if you were honest, you were never happier.

I loooove this song so much 😍😍😍 just hat to put it in my "you're my favorite" Playlist 😅😅 love the series too of course 😅💚

Thank you! I'm hoping it was the right decision. But this is the place where I wanted to work in in the first place, they simply didn't have a job for me when I first applied.

I'm so sorry, that you had to experience the feeling of "not belonging" two times in what sounded like a short period of time 🥺 I definitely think you made the right choice to quite and be your own boss. Which is so amazing by the way 😍 congratulations on this huge achievement 🤗 I'm so proud of you 🥰

Thank you 😘💚 as always 🥰

Hear me now (Jotun Loki x Female Reader AU) (18+)

Read chapter 13 here // Series Masterlist

Chapter 14

Summary : Life feels like a dream with Bluey but you are shaken awake from it as Rogers finds out about your involvement in his disappearance.

Soon it will be a month since Bluey got in your life. It was Sunday tomorrow so on Saturday after you got back from work, you put him in a grey pant and a black tshirt on him, it was cotton and very light so it wouldn't heat him up then you took him to Phil's apartment so you all could watch movies together and stay up late.

Phil kept the temperature low so he could be comfortable. You watched It's a wonderful life , he was so excited to see other people and he was so curious as he looked at new places on tv. Why haven't you done this before? When the clock hit 7 you decided to make dinner for everyone. Phil has done so much for you and Bluey and you just wanted to do something nice for him. 

What????? 😱 😱 😱 😱 Like... Seriously.... What????? 😱 😱 😱 😱 And you think it's totally okay to let us keep hanging with a cliffhanger like that??? Giiiirl you're killing me 😅😅😅

This is what you get for choosing to read my story 😄😄😄

P.S She's going to die

(not much of a cliffhanger now is it 👀)

Yeah... Well.... If that's the price to pay.... I'm not gonna stop reading it though 😅😅 😘

P. S. Now I'm really excited how you're going to solve this 🤩🤩

Hear me now (Jotun Loki x Female Reader AU) (18+)

Read chapter 13 here // Series Masterlist

Chapter 14

Summary : Life feels like a dream with Bluey but you are shaken awake from it as Rogers finds out about your involvement in his disappearance.

Soon it will be a month since Bluey got in your life. It was Sunday tomorrow so on Saturday after you got back from work, you put him in a grey pant and a black tshirt on him, it was cotton and very light so it wouldn't heat him up then you took him to Phil's apartment so you all could watch movies together and stay up late.

Phil kept the temperature low so he could be comfortable. You watched It's a wonderful life , he was so excited to see other people and he was so curious as he looked at new places on tv. Why haven't you done this before? When the clock hit 7 you decided to make dinner for everyone. Phil has done so much for you and Bluey and you just wanted to do something nice for him. 

What????? 😱 😱 😱 😱 Like... Seriously.... What????? 😱 😱 😱 😱 And you think it's totally okay to let us keep hanging with a cliffhanger like that??? Giiiirl you're killing me 😅😅😅