@spriteyagami / spriteyagami.tumblr.com
we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!
You'd unfollow me for my pitcher plant pussy post? After the beautiful night we shared???
WASNT A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT. PESIS IS GONE.
fascinated by this screenshot where they took out the poster's username and replaced it with a very small picture of alex the lion
wait a minute
that's me. that's my post. what is this
looking for an honest man
but all i can find is this damn manila folder
oooo its the fuckin wizard
sanrio x sylvian families, march 2023.
guys that are so small exploring worlds that are so big
i think if you stopped time and brought a gorilla to a new york deli and then started time again it wouldnt even be startled like it would immediately peruse the menu and order a reuben in sign language
Dende no La Croix
(+ Bonus!)
they're dead now.
Hey it's not showing up in the rbs for some reason but this is the continuation!
king minos: get this monster out of my sight!! put it in a labryinth so i never have to look at it again!! gods holy fuck!!!
the minotaur, born like a day ago:
Having your own personal blog is honestly quite a nice change of pace compared to Reddit. I could put a funny GIF of George Bush getting hit by a shoe on here and the worse case scenario is that no one even notices.
You put that on a big subreddit and you get your eyes gouged out and a heap of political discourse underneath your post.
YOU HEAR THAT EVERYONE??? I’M A LIL GECKO BOY
The Redditors really are adapting well to the ecosystem here.
come on now
me, a french smuggler: sacre bleu! it is le jerquer
my shirt that says “not a danger to myself and others” getting me asked a lot of questions already answered by my shirt
some bitch is binding spirits on my post
whippersnappers DNI
can he sit on your dash for a minute?? he'll be very polite :]
you have to start to scroll away and then come back and reblog this
