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Phillip_Hamilton_is_bae

@sadboybts-blog

Shitposts are my specialty.
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reblogged

“wherever you’re from, whatever you speak, however old you are, tonight we are one”

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illinicoise

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this 

I don’t play that shit lol sorry

WHyyyy

Sorry everyone

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just-jay25

If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only

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kixgbear

Shiddd

this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!

It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr

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glamhoeour

I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES

LMAOOOO

venusians

Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~

One time I didn’t and I was broke for like a month but the next time I seen it I rebloged it and a bitch just got 500 out the blue and a 20 gift card

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concept: you’re in the kitchen, making us breakfast, singing a slow song under your breath. i come up to you and hug you from behind, a slow, mischievous smile forming on my face as i feel you jump in surprise. i press a gentle kiss to the back of your neck. “what’s cooking, good looking?” i say. you laugh, and suddenly, everything seems a thousand times brighter.

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Come get this dick-fil-a

I’m tired of y'all reblogging this every Sunday

One of you shit heads are saving this post and waiting until Sunday to reblog it

I will fucking find you

Happy Sunday🙂

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happy(late) birthday tae

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU ALIEN!! I hope that the new year will be amazing and wonderful, and bring you the best that it can(this goes to the rest of BTS as well!). Happy 23rd birthday love, I hope and wish only the best for you💜💜

(The color scheme is a little off, it looked better when I was on the program)

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glumshoe

My coworker told me not to use dating sites and to “just go out to the park and approach someone who looks attractive, say ‘hey, I’d like to get to know you better’, and take it from there!”

I don’t know what planet you’re on, my dude, but I’m a gay weirdo cave goblin and the best case scenario from that would be getting pepper sprayed.

Gay dating is like getting a job,

You find one online, or get referred by someone you know,

There is no third option

I don’t know any gay couples who met spontaneously as strangers in person. It’s almost always “we became internet pals and then fell in love”, “we met through someone else we used to date”, or “we were good platonic friends for years and then realized we were gay when we tearfully confessed our feelings at a party”.

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boggmann

ok but imagine a roomba that’s programmed to react positively when being scratched or petted 

#or a roomba that’s programmed to recognize their owner and drive up to them for no other reason than to be petted

roomba company, please make this happen

I have a Neato Botvac that has an optical sensor to find its way around (Roombas just bump into things and derps off in a random direction) and yesterday it did its “dee-dummm” sad noise while under the couch, stopped what it was doing, and hummed over to me and stopped beside my chair, with its error message saying, “Please dust me off so I can see.” I wiped it off and sent it on its way, and it did its “doo doo do doooo!” of happiness and finished the living room. It’s never done that before, but I like to think that I’ve gained its trust over the past few months, and it knows it can come to me for help.

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Lately my dog has been smacking people in the face and arms when they pet her and I was like “what the fuck we are just giving you affection” and so I went and googled it

She’s trying to pet us back . She likes to be pet so much and is trying to return the favour but can’t She is so good and pure I love her so much

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cherryhomo

reblog this w your weirdest fear!!! mine’s balloons

I said weirdest not deepest! stop reblogging this w shit like ‘my life falling apart’ and ‘intimacy’ and have fun!! be scared of figurines or something damn

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Okay guys, I don’t know what the fuck is going on. But apparently, EU is planning on restricting the internet because of copyright laws so basically, if their plans go through, it’s ILLEGAL to do fanstuff (Fanart, fanfiction…you know) at least from what I’ve read. 

I’m not sure if that can actually happen, or if it’s true but if it is, this was a nice run. Also if you are from the EU, keep an eye out of petitions.

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delicrieux

it very much is true, and the the law passed today (or yesterday, i’m not quite sure). however, it will only start taking effect late 2018- early 2019, and like with all laws, there are many steps (as with net nutrality in the US) before it fully takes hold. so in the meantime there are things that can be done to prevent it (calling/emailing your mep, signing petitions and etc), though i’m not sure how effective they will be. i don’t think anyone will be thrown in jail bcs of making memes/fanart, or recieve fines, but that area will be restricted. so you wont be able to share or look at things that are a remix of copyrighted material. 

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