So.... People's thoughts on the 1993 Three musketeers with Kiefer Sutherland....
Was it good or nah?👁👁
OKAY HI @hypocriticaltypwriter I AM MOST EXPERT HERE IS WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW.
#1 - Is this a good Kiefer movie?
Definitively, yes! You will enjoy the following:
- Lots of Kiefer screen time and his own story arc
- Looks Really Good with beard and long hair and a sword
- Great character (loveable drunken asshole)
- Great dialog
- Very well acted - Kiefer clearly took this Seriously even though he really didn't have to
- Did I mention Extremely Hot?
- Delicious Angst
- Eyefucks both Rebecca De Mornay AND Chris O'Donnel
#2 - Is this a good adaptation?
This is not an _accurate_ adaptation, but it is a VERY GOOD adaptation, especially compared to nearly every other Musketeer adaptation. Whoever wrote this for Disney understood very well that The Three Musketeers is meant to be a fun, swash-buckling adventure starring Loveable Assholes who might not be the best people and also like to Fuck Shit Up but things turn out okay in the end. This may mean some weird choices like Porthos being a Pirate, but they all serve the most important thing - A Fun Time.
If you've watched other Musketeer adaptations and thought any of the following: "god, why is everyone so depressed and dirty and why is it so dark and why is everybody so uppity and self-righteous and where the fuck did this airship come from and why did Aramis sleep with the QUEEN, qu'est-ce que FUCK??" Please know that I recognize and DEEPLY empathize with your trauma.
This adaptation will heal you.
#3 - Is this a good movie?
On top of all the reasons above, here are some things you should care about:
- Tim Curry As Cardinal Richelieu, acting like the Musketeer version of his Long John Silver
- Fantastic pacing
- Things exploding, many sword fights and exciting costumes
- Well lit!
- Great soundtrack! (The 'credits single' with Bryan Adams, Rod Stewart and Sting is quintessential 90s lol)
- Oliver Platt and Charlie Sheen are chef's kiss perfectly cast
- Rebecca d'Mornay is an exceptional Milady DeWinter and great source of angst for our boy Kiefer (SABIIINNE!!!)
- Chris O'Donnel still can't act but it suits d'Artagnan and he has fantastic poodle hair
- Really, 1993 was the height of Disney making live action movies and nothing can convince me otherwise
- Tim Curry. EATS. :D
In conclusion: Run, don't walk, to Disney Plus. And then buy it on DVD because you NEED to make sure you own this movie Forever.