When you’re at a urinal and you hear someone dropping major ass in the stall behind you

i cannot hate myself into a version of me i will love.

i cannot punish myself in any way that will unmake the past.

My mom wants a white little purse dog, she wants to name jt kevin regardless of it being a girl or boy, and I show her white little bitch dogs a lot as kevin inspo bc I have the selfish motive of wanting a pet while I mooch here at home during quarantine. So I showed her this gif

And she went ‘ouoghh...kevin. I miss him’ and I was gonna point out that she has yet to meet him and she cut me off and was like I see him in my dreams

woven metal artworks by michelle mckinney

Just saw a white lady at Walmart with a cart full of wonder bread and I cannot tell you what I would have given to see that as normal. This site has ruined me

i think we should do the gamestop stocks meme that caused a $2 billion bailout more often. i think we should cause a stock market crash as a funny meme

does anybody want to trick some investing firms into buying tumblr stock