metal gear fans when they see an unsucked cock

meet cute: it's raining and I see your battered bleeding body lying in the mud and I kick it slightly to see if you're dead

fucked that hot chocolate right in its pussy. that is to say i drank it

look in the comments of this post to see two random strangers flirting

Official Pussy Post

the downside to harassing a cat constantly is that you run out of ways to bother them. so sure she's "well socialized" but how am i supposed to get revenge when she is being SO so annoying?

she enjoys this. what is left?

Fortnite, are you sure about this? Did you think it through?

Similar energy

Mauro C. Martinez (American, 1986) - Shelter (2022)

The Mob 🪶

it's so sad traditional marriage is dying. how can adultery thrive in these conditions

hey man, nice insincere uquiz. i like the part where you said it only took 20 minutes to make, if you said any longer we might thing you cared or something. I like the hostile tone and the part in the pick a song lyric question where you say how lame these kind of questions are, not in yours though, your taste in music is super good. not that you care or anything, I can tell you don't bc of how aggressive and demeaning my results were, it really hits hard. You're a stone wall in this, you're not projecting anything at all about yourself because the ironic and detached writing style hides it so well

Lara Croft in Dolce & Gabbana S/S 1998 for Tomb Raider II promotional artwork.

Did I ever post the finished Lascaux (& etc) horses here?!

This first batch of them will be available in my next shop update, but there are more getting bisque-fired tomorrow that should be going into the shop in mid-April alongside a couple more cave painting mugs :)

Tumblr used to be so fucking funny before nsfw ban. I remember a dude said something crazy on a joke post of mine and i went to his blog and his first post was a video of him shitting into his underwear up close. We used to have it all

statue of a beautiful transmasc bunny

(he/him)

I never see my body type represented in art especially Transgender/transmasc art. I wanted to draw something that shows the beauty in my body and how delicate and precious it is to me and others who share a body like mine. being a trans man is beautiful and so is my vessel.