THIS IS A FALSE DICHOTOMY
Like asking if a hippo should be large or wet. Obviously they should be both
I mean, if I have to pick just one then sexy, but why is this a choice?
Every good vampire should make you feel the 'scared and horny' gif in your soul:
Vampires should also be large and wet.
The only thing crazier than a character clearly intended to be gay but kept in the plausible deniability subtext zone due to censorship issues is a character in a series where only like one of the writers clearly intended them to be gay. So this character is just gay sometimes and nobody acknowledges it
Sometimes you'll be watching star trek tos and it'll be a Gay Spock Episode. Like really blatantly. As clear as you could possibly make it without the network tearing you asunder in 1967. And other times they'll have Spock making out with a cavewoman for some reason. And that's just how having multiple writers is
This also happened to my buddy Castiel
in the replies @bonecouch coins the term "biflexual" and I think that's beautiful
I literally spit water all over my screen.
Is it lost? Is it trapped? Is it home? Is it innocent? Is it hunting you? Can you feel it watching you? Is it the house?
Solid life advice from Sue the T. Rex.
Hi I have a question about Pacific Rim. Given that the sparring is just A way to test for drift compatibility and any activity that requires people to collaborate and anticipate each others moves works, including stuff like multi player video games
They are piloting a Jaeger together in my imagination
Their Jaeger is named Tapioca and it delivers a devastating Carol Channing attack.
Holbein’s Anne of Cleves has been restored!
photo: David Castenson
I think bringing up "it/its" pronouns is a good test for people who claim to be "trans allies" because it so easily weeds out the people who are only doing it superficially. I've seen so many people who will post "Punch your local TERF #transrightsarehumanrights" and then turn around and be like "If someone says they go by 'it/its' pronouns it's actually good to misgender them because they're just teenager trenders"
you can't claim to support trans people and then qualify it with "but only the people I deem 'real' trans people"
my upstairs neighbor is so loud and annoying and all he does is yell and play video games but right now he's explaining the civil war and like the entire history of slavery and the prison industrial complex to some guy in overwatch voice chat so
"and like yea technically we ended slavery but it still happens which is why black people are incarcerated disproportionately more than any other race. damn dude I haven't played this game in forever when did they add this new mercy skin" I swear to God like I'm paraphrasing but this is whats going on
spock’s room decor is actually fucking bonkers. The weapons??? the big red velvet curtain??? like ok phantom of the opera go crazy.
for reference jim’s room has some photos and a plant so we can surmise this is uniquely a spock being a dramatic weirdo thing
You are judging Spock’s room through human associations tastes. Remember, Vulcan blood is green and the planet Vulcan is red (Discovery even adds to this by showing red trees around Sarek’s property).
On Vulcan, red is the color of nature, so (assuming Vulcans even assign meaning to colors), red is likely a very calm and soothing color choice. Green is probably the Vulcan color of passion and/or danger.
From a Vulcan perspective, Spock’s room is a cozy cottage core with some historical knickknacks hung around.
Kirk’s green carpet, green plants, green lighting room is the Vulcan equivalent of a boudoir at best or blood-stained slaughterhouse at worst.
so what you're saying is Vulcan children's hospitals-
Evansville Press, Indiana, February 5, 1912
it’s a leap yeap
My nightmare: making a typo that people are still talking about over a century later
Happy leap yeap!
#the black compression shirt of my dreams and nightmares
cr. namuspromised
Can I speak my truth. I don’t think Brienne is even a little gay. I think she’s a kinsey zero who false positives on everyone’s radar. I think if you dropped brienne into new age 2024 she would get treated as a lesbian in her day to day life but whenever a woman liked her she’d be like. Ummmmmmm I’m really sorry but I don’t. Feel like that. I think she’d give lesbianism the good old college try bc of the direness of her male love life and come down firmly on the side of not attracted to women. I think she is quintessential pnw woman who you think is a slam dunk homerun lesbian based on everything about her who drops the word husband on you. I think she gets clocked on sight and mentions a partner named Jaime which makes people go. Okay. Partner i know that game. Jamie easily the name of a lesbian. Easily. And then she drops the he pronouns and you go. Well. Could still be a weird lesbian. And then Jaime is a business major in a frat with generational wealth. And HE is the kinsey five in the relationship.
Turned on TikTok today and got a video from Spiders Georg. Amazing.
Oh, one thing I’ve never realized… Julian had an expended period of time with Tain without Garak around. He got to know him, listen to him… that has so much potential
horrible fanfic where julian sleeps with tain before Garak since he sort of wanted to try out morally dubious lizard snatch and garak was giving him the runaround back on DS9 and he thought he’d die in the camp anyway
kaelio this might be the most cursed thing you’ve ever suggested
also lmao first Martok and now Julian, why is the fandom letting Grandpa War Crimes get so much action in the internment camp?? Awful.
Kaelio I can’t believe you made me read this with my two eyes
premise where sleeping with someone’s parent is a deferential gesture towards family and thus how you propose on cardassia and garak takes it the wrong way instead of the other wrong way
What does he think of Richard Bashir’s moustache?
This is the worst post of all time. Congratulations everyone, we couldn’t have done it alone.
Sorry, @lessattitudemorealtitude, for my part in all this, but when you get the chance to participate in a post as completely awful as this one you don’t say no.
Explains Meru and Kira. Do the mom to propose to the daughter. Ew.
oh my god!!
or dukat thinks he has to try to sleep with kira; he slept with her mom so they’re practically engaged anyway
(tiny, apologetic voice):
dukat tries to seduce joseph sisko to get to benjamin
I got in too far and then the only way out was through.
::yearning to be Jared, 19::
