I’ve Regressed Back To Tumblr

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

oh and that gap in my resume is when i was digging my own grave

the dirt under my nails is - yeah. it won't wash out. although that's actually from when i dug myself out again. i suppose success and defeat can look the same in a mirror.

there is no 'base accent' so like all of this is entirely subjective tbc, just based on what people around you say and how you think you sound

pick whichever language you want to answer in if you're multi-lingual

current day stobin’s latest hustle

these hang on the wall behind the cash register

the world needs to see this tweet

Why would you hide this in the tags?

worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

sorry i said something dickish. a few mildly frustrating things happened to me in succession and it turned me evil

Sometimes I just want to have this sign handy

“A little heartthrob”  The Canadian Goose and Vermilion Flycatcher

Jobs that Steve and Robin would be perfect for:

- Podcast hosts

- ghost hunters

- Elves for Santa's workshop during the holiday season

- librarians (alternatively, owning a bookstore)

- owning their own coffee shop

- teachers (Steve: history) (Robin: music)

- hotel bellhops (think Zack and Cody vibes specifically)

- Freddy Fazbear security guards

Currently, Shayne Topp, Courtney Miller and Ian Hecox have posted on Instagram that they have joined Creators for Palestine.

Creators for Palestine has raised over $450K for PCRF, and are now expanding to charities we have known to be actively on the ground in Gaza and Rafah: MAP, UNRWA, and HEAL Palestine.

You can donate to the fund here.

I wanna know how the pain of being shot in the ass would compare to the time my pelvis got fractured

waters so amazing because you can drink it really sloppy style and like spill it all over yourself and it doesnt even leave a stain. you dont even have to wash it out/ . because its already washed

yet another massive w for water, the greatest fluid in the universe

(Punchline: They're not even dating.)

The King 👑, The Demon 😈

Rolling Stone Magazine Cover 🤘🏾🎸

wait, isnt NSFW the letters on the compass

So close.

north south FUCK west

sobbing and crying at the woman who stole a meth addicted kitten from her dealer and then she and the kitten got clean together

thats love baby!!