Some more OC headshots! So many Tavs!!

Of course you have white hair and pointy teeth

Two dragonborn and a githyanki, what will they get up to?

this is so funny this man hasn't made a good media decision in his entire life but his tits are big and soft so I'll give it a reblog I guess

I’ll have you know that I’ve never made a good decision period. You thought it stopped at media? Fool.

My girlfriend is turning 32 soon… 

I’ve told her not to get her hopes up. “After all,” I say, “we’re only going to celebrate it for half a minute” when she asked what in the world I was talking about, I pointed out “This is your thirty-second birthday”

JEFF

reblog to EVIL BOOP the person you reblogged from >:3

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

We’ll find you Amanda.

this has almost 11 million notes what is this

I’ve never seen this post once in 10 years on this site

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

I’ve never even heard of this before tho??? Wtf??????????

oh my god, I didn’t think there were any surviving versions of this post left

For those who weren’t around in the Deep Lore times, this is one of the relics of the editable post era. This post has THE SINGLE HIGHEST NOTES of ANY post on this site, bar none, but with more than a dozen variations. Every single post you’ve ever seen with more than 3 million notes has been a different version of this one.

This is the “Dean’s Gym Shorts” post. This is the Flubber post. This is the original “Reblog if you support gay people” post. it was ALL of them. before half the site got nuked, it had even more notes than it has now - at one point, well over 15 million, and that was years ago.

This, with no exaggeration, is the ONE TRUE heritage post

I read about shadow dragons and got inspired. A lot of thoughts about the history of Afaleon’s life and how intricately it intertwined with Minthara's life. So here are the empires destroyers together. She is also here, right on the back:

Hope she enjoy the ride

I uh... I uhhhh... wyllzelach? [full ver. here (explicit)]

I'm not having a bad day but I'm gonna look anyway, so there.

I’m not having a

bad day but I’m gonna look

anyway, so there.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

As it is Passover again, it is time for the annual debate as to whether the frog plague, which thanks to a quirk in the Hebrew, is written as a plague of frog, singular, rather than the plural, plague of frogs, was in fact, as generally imagined, a plague of many frogs, or instead a singular giant Kaiju frog. This is an ancient and venerable argument that actually goes back to the Talmud because this is what the Jewish people are. If we can't argue for fun about this sort of thing, what are we even doing.

In that spirit, I would like to submit a third possibility, which is that in fact it was one perfectly normal sized frog, who was absolutely acing Untitled Frog Game: Ancient Egypt Edition. One particularly obnoxious frog, who through sheer hard work, managed to plague all of Egypt.

Wizard worm just emerged from a wizarding hole! Lucky you!!!✨🪱🪄🍀

Claim this luck! I know you can use it right about now!

Sir this is the sexiest moment of my life

18 years ago he played us his song... happy Neil banging out the tunes day

Fat girls are hot.

You agree. Reblog.

Happy Neil banging out the tunes day!

FETCH ME NEIL

and on April 13th, 2006, niel banged out the tunes, and it was good

Neil!!!