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New blog!!

Hit me up if you’d like to follow my new fandom blog. I’ll be checking this one about for another week 😊

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this blog will be an archive soon if you want to follow me hit me up for my new blog

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argumate

where are those startups that are disrupting the glasses industry

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ms-demeanor

zenni and it’s amazing and i love it 40 dollar bifocals fuck yeah

Hey I’m reblogging this again because if you need glasses here’s what I do:

  • Go to Costco/Sams Club/WalMart - wherever they’ve got that $58 eye exam. That’s with no insurance, btw. Just $58 cash on the counter, you get your eyes examined.
  • They’ll give you a copy of your prescription. ASK THE DOCTOR TO MEASURE YOUR PUPIL DISTANCE. If they don’t it’s not a huge deal, you just have to have a ruler around that has millimeters so you can measure it yourself and it won’t be as accurate but being off by as much as a centimeter isn’t a problem.
  • Make them give you a copy of your prescription - you are allowed to have this, they have to give you it, you don’t have to buy glasses there. If anyone challenges you say you need a copy for your records and you’re not going to buy glasses today.
  • Go to https://www.zennioptical.com/ and start looking at frames/glasses that you like. If you create an account it’ll let you upload a photo and based on your pupil distance the site will estimate how well various frames will fit you.
  • Add the frames you like to cart and start checking out - the checkout process will ask you for your RX details that will be written in the boxes on your RX page. It’s pretty intuitive to copy it over but if you get lost use the livechat feature on the zenni page.
  • Start selecting your glasses details. Your RX will determine what kind of lens you get (go with the one zenni recommends for materials and thickness) but your needs will determine the other stuff. I make sure to get the fancy oleophobic coating because I’m a slimy bog monster. I also get the cheapest pair of sunglasses possible because bog monsters hate the sun. You can get transitions lenses or anti-scratch coating or super lightweight lenses or whatever works best for you. The extras will add up in cost but you gotta do what you gotta do - my life is much better with a pair of sunglasses than it is with some clip-ons for my regular glasses; your life may be better with transitions lenses instead of carrying a second set of glasses. DO WHAT WORKS BEST FOR YOU.
  • Don’t bother paying the rush shipping, this is going to take two weeks regardless.
  • GLASSES ARRIVE. WEAR GLASSES.
  • If the fit isn’t perfect see if the place that did your eye exam will adjust the fit for you. They often will free of charge.
  • GLASSES. GLASSES. I CAN SEE.
  • PROGRESSIVE BIFOCALS THAT COST $40 WITH CUTE FRAMES AND NICE COATING.
  • SUNGLASSES.
  • FUCK
  • It costs less for me to get two pairs of bifocals, one tinted and one clear, with special coatings and nice frames than it would cost me to get one pair of single-vision glasses from Warby Parker.
  • The cheapest frames available for adults on Lenscrafter’s site is $69.95. That is JUST the frames, not the lenses. The lenses are like $200. The anti-glare coating is like $70. THE ANTI GLARE COATING IS FREE AND INCLUDED WITH YOUR PURCHASE AT ZENNI. Just the frames and the coating at lenscrafters costs more than my two pairs of glasses AND my eye exam.

I can’t articulate how many literal headaches Zenni has saved me because I just used to wear my old prescription until I had trouble keeping my eyes open from the strain. Now at the first hint of eye strain it’s like “Not today, Satan!” and I can plan for the $100 expense that’s going to last me potentially years.

Obligatory reminder that a ton of people have added but still, Zenni and other likewise sites (1-800-Contacts) require the prescription be up to date within a year. So yeah plan that in, any time you shop, that script has to be from within the last year. 

I would also like to submit glassesshop.com because, though I shopped Zenni exclusively from 2012-2017, in the last six months I have gotten four pairs of glasses from GlassesShop, and still paid less than a hundred dollars.

The key difference for me was that while Zenni was utterly eye opening (ha, eye pun), they rarely do sales, and GlassesShop is constantly rolling through a variety of sales. There is almost always a wide selection of glasses on Buy One Get One Free promotion, and the free pair includes the lenses, no matter what add ons are on there or whatever kinda prescription you got, as long as its the less expensive pair. 

They also do weekly specials where rotating selections of frames go on clearance-rate pricing, from $6.95-12.95. This is just the tip of the iceberg of the constant variety of sales, promotions, and discounts they offer, and doesn’t include that, also unlike Zenni, if you have an account every purcahse you make accrues points which can be applied in dollar amount to future purchases, even with discounts/sales/promos also applied.

Like Zenni, GlassesShop lets you upload a selfie to “try on” frames you’re interested in, but they have a much wider selection and variety. They take about the same amount of time as Zenni to craft and ship your glasses, and they’re on par as far as quality and accuracy of prescription goes.

I will always be grateful to Zenni for opening the door for me on the online glasses market, because as someone netting less than 20k a year after taxes glasses used to be a “upon pain of death/causing a car accident from blindness” purchase but have become a “well that’s a great sale and I LOVE those frames… I guess I could do with another pair of glasses, there’s $30-50 in my budget!” kind of thing, and that’s incredible.

But I probably won’t be switching back, as after having made multiple purchases, the only thing I like better about Zenni compared to GlassesShop is Zenni has better cleaning cloths.

Regardless, they’re two excellent, amazingly affordable alternatives to spending minimum of $100 at a brick and mortar glasses store, and I’ve turned into something of a proselytizer for both, because people deserve to know they have these options.

It’s bad enough we’re out here paying to see, but too many of us don’t realize we could be paying a lot less to see, and in the cutest glasses best suited to our tastes, instead of whatever’s “cheap” at WalMart.

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oncewild

also gonna throw out eyebuydirect, which does some great sales. I’ve gotten prescription glasses as cheap as $6 and prescription sunglasses for $20.

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prairietopdx

Ordered from both Zenni and Eyebuydirect before and a great experience every time. I just bought two new pairs from Eyebuydirect. I upgraded to their blue filtering lenses (didn’t expect a huge difference but woah, it was definitely worth the upgrade) and with the sale going on, I paid less than $60.

eyebuydirect is legit

though I still remember the chuckle I got when that resident asked if I had warby parkers and I told him where they really came from

firmoo is nice too

My blind ass needed this so much! Thank you! ❤️

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libraford

What a great morning to remember that MAPs are not part of the LGBTQ+ community.

Wrote this early in the morning and didn’t have time to explain. 

MAP stands for ‘Minor-attracted Person’ and it’s straight-up pedophiles re-branding themselves to make it sound like they belong in the LGBTQ+ community. Which they do not. 

I’m super-not-sorry that you don’t get a flag. 

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Lord of Thorns (MASTERLIST)

Author’s Note: This is a Spideypool Beauty and the Beast AU. Beast!Wade is Ryan Reynolds, Beauty!Peter is Andrew Garfield

 I don’t follow Beauty and the Beast scene for scene, but follow the general storyline. I really enjoyed writing this fic, I hope you all want to read it. 

This is a re-edit, so if you’ve read it before…. read it again!  *****************************

Every significant moment in your life is inked on your skin in the form of flowers. A first kiss, a perfect day, a favorite memory, a wedding, the birth of a child, and of course, the death of a loved one. Some people have flowers with specific meanings– blooms that signify compassion and care decorate teachers. The best lovers are covered in red flowers for passion and love. Others simply are covered in every flower imaginable, the random colors and designs filling their skin like a meadow filled with happy memories. But then, some people have thorns winding through their flowers, black slashing through the colors.  These are the people to avoid, the worst people, the people whose souls are so stained with their misdeeds, that it spills out onto their skin for the world to see. And some people never bloom at all. These are the people to pity- to live a life without flowers is a lonely, dull existence.

***************** “Hello?” Peter pushed the hood back from his face. “Is anybody here?”

Lost in unfamiliar woods, desperate for some shelter, Peter discovers a dark castle he’s never seen before. It is empty, startlingly empty, except for the tall figure hiding in the shadows, watching from beneath a cloak and hood.

There’s a boy in the castle. Wade knows he should let the boy go, but Peter is the most beautiful person he’s ever seen, and after that wretched witch had cursed him, he never thought he’d see beauty again. So he keeps Peter prisoner, unwilling to let him go, drawn to his sweet nature, his soft laugh, and eventually Wade falls in love. He knows he will never be beautiful again, cursed to live with these thorns climbing his body, growing worse with each passing year, but he is unable to keep himself from soft touches and hesitant kisses, unable to resist the way Peter stares, not at the thorns but at the man underneath.

The prettiest rose blooms among the worst thorns. Find your Rose, and break your curse.

That’s what the enchantress told him, but Wade doesn’t know what that means. And how could Peter, with no flowers at all, be the one to cure Wade? How could Peter in all his innocence be the one to wipe the thorns from Wade’s skin?

Then Peter leaves, Wade lets him go, and as the last bit of beauty leaves the castle, the thorns surge over him, covering him, leaving him less of a man and more of a beast.

It’s too late.

Or is it?

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I am already living for time falls away. The winteriron and the tiny Steve and 1942 and omg it’s all amazing. I’m so excited to read more! Will you add me to the tag list please

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Hi! 

I love reading your tags on your reblogs lol have I told you that? Anytime i see you reblog I purposefully go and read them! (tagged)

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Aw I’m glad you like them. I’m more comfortable really freaking out in tags than anywhere else even tho it’s not any more private than anywhere else it just feels safer somehow 😆 I’m never sure if the writers see them and that’s who their for so I’m glad you see them!

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Scene from “Time Falls Away” (winteriron)

“Shhh doll, we gotta be real quiet.”

Buckys breath was hot in Tonys ear, the words just barely audible.

Tony had woken to his mattress dipping, a big body pressing up behind his own, a hand over his mouth to keep him from yelling.

“S’just me.” Bucky continued in that barely there tone. “Been missin’ ya real bad lately, Tony. You been missin’ me?”

He moved his hand from Tonys mouth, and Tony licked his lips before whispering, “Yeah, I miss you, Buck. But we’re on an army base. If you get caught in my bed—“

“Won’t get caught.” Bucky grunted, and then he shifted in the bed and Tony bit his lip bloody trying not to groan when he felt Buckys cock digging into his ass.

“C’mere Sweet thing, lemme just—“

It took some maneuvering, some adjusting, having to stop several times when the bed squeaked and another soldier in the dorm rolled over or shifted. If they were caught, Bucky could be in real trouble, maybe even tossed out of the army if the CO was enough of a homophobe and with Steve gone on a mission, they just couldn’t risk it.

So Bucky went slow and careful, but eventually he had Tonys sleep pants down around his knees and could fit his length into the tight pocket made by Tonys thighs, slipping under the curve of that perfect ass and dragging over Tonys perenium, over his sac, bumping against the base of Tonys cock.

“Shit.” Tony pushed his face into the pillow to muffle his gasp, and then managed to have a coherent enough thought to quietly fumble for some hand cream, spreading it as best he could over his thighs so Bucky had some place slick to stroke into.

“S’good, baby.” Bucky muttered, and wrapped one arm under and around Tonys shoulders to hold him still, his other sliding through the creme and then up Tonys length. “You good?”

“Bucky.” Tony pushed his head back so Bucky could lay hot kisses down his neck. “Please.”

((To be continued))

(((In the fic)))

{I just wanted to write it down before I forgot}

{and maybe bother you guys a little bit}

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Time Falls Away (Winteriron Time Travel AU)(One)

Welcome to the story! Winteriron Time Travel AU here, this will be a long and fairly angsty ride so buckle up! Mostly follows the timeline of CA:TFA, but for fan fiction reasons, I will have to reorganize a few things! 

Drop a like and a reblog and share the love!

Enjoy!

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Less than a minute.

That’s how long Tony had to redirect the nuke and send it through the portal splitting open the sky above New York before it detonated.

Less than a minute.

Pepper’s phone just kept ringing and ringing and ringing and Tony didn’t know if he was heartbroken that he wouldn’t get to say goodbye, or relieved that he wouldn’t have to hear her cry.

Less than a minute.

The seconds were ticking away and Tony put every bit of power he could into his thrusters, forcing himself and the bomb straight towards the sky, climbing higher and higher until he burst through into a whole other world.

Less than a minute.

Space was supposed to be empty, but it was crawling with life, with aliens, with machines hell bent on destroying his world, and then the nuke exploded and it was glorious in some sort of horrifying way.

Less than a minute, and JARVIS faded out and all Tony could see was darkness.

They say your life flashes before your eyes when you die, but Tony knew he was dying and he wasn’t seeing anything.

But he could hear was mother’s voice in the back of his head, singing that sweet song about little wonders and small hours, and time falling away–

And then Tony was falling away, down and down through the empty void, the wormhole closing beneath him, and Tony thought that he had never been more terrified to fall than he was right now.

Less than a minute, and it would all be over and Tony thought that he had never been more terrified to fall than he was right now.

And then everything went black.

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If you’re European, in a couple of weeks you will be denied any and all access to fandom contents on Tumblr and everywhere else on the internet. Here’s why.

On June, 20th the JURI of European Parliament approved of the articles 11 and 13 of the new Copyright Law. These articles are also known as the “Link Tax” and the “Censorship Machines” articles.

Articles 13 in particular forces every internet platform to filter all the contents we upload online, ending once and for all the fandom culture. Which means you won’t be able to upload any type of fandom works like fan arts, fan fictions, gif sets from your favourite films and series, edits, because it’s all copyrighted material. And you won’t also be able to share, enjoy or download other’s contents, because the use of links will be completely restricted.

But not everything’s lost yet. There’s another round of voting scheduled for the early days of July.

What you can do now to save our internet, is to share these informations with all of your family members and friends, and to ask to your MEP (the members of the European Parliament from your country) to vote NO at the next round, to vote against articles 11 and 13.

Here you can find more news and all the details to contact your MEP:

Also, sign and share this petition:

We have just a couple of weeks to stop this complete madness, don’t let them dictating the way we enjoy our internet.

#SaveYourInternet now!

It’s funny how y'all will reblog any and all US things but when whole Europe might lose access to internet then everything is quiet.

Are you fucking serious? Is this really happening? I’m European and I didn’t know a single thing about this

Um…… yikes.

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spicedrobot

Somewhere Between

Fandom: Overwatch Pairing: Human!Genji/Dilf!Human!Zenyatta (mention of past Doomyatta) Warnings: sexual fantasies, mild dirty talk, frottage Notes: Pining, slow burn, and slice of life, oh my! An 8k word commission for a good friend. Also on Ao3 (link in my description).

Summary: A recent college graduate moves back into the sleepy childhood home he shares with his brother. Struggling to find purpose, his daily routine overlaps with his eccentric next door neighbor’s.

When Genji comes home from college, he’s on the front lawn.

A row of shrubs serves as the fence between houses, so he can see every inch of the man stretching in the early morning sun. Tall and lean, with palms together and arms towards the sky, revealing a slice of russet stomach beneath an old, flimsy shirt. He holds the position for a few heart beats, then—

He folds forward in a single motion, face meeting his knees, hands flat against dewed grass.

Genji’s grip tightens on his suitcase.

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enemy of my enemy: people disappear all the time bear mccreary // logo and prosper michael giacchino // escape tyler bates // get out colin stetson // aftermath jed palmer // the unquiet grave the penny dreadfuls // what’s keeping you awake? james newton howard // shredders steve jablonsky // labor of love michael giacchino // the big blast tyler bates // back hand of god abel korzeniowski // none of this will matter at all amelia warner // destination unknown hauschka // welcome home christoffer franzen

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