Maul, when he’s upset: I will destroy every aspect of the known universe and burn whatever remains to ash in order to eradicate everyone who has ever hurt me.
Savage: Wouldn’t you rather have a hug?
Maul: ...
Maul: Maybe.
Savage: If you get too drunk to drive, let me know, ‘cause I will be too, and we can be twins.
Maul: Terrible things happen to good people every day. Consequentially, I am not one of the good people, I am one of the terrible things.
#star wars#darth maul#incorrect star wars quotes#incorrect quotes#maul#the zabrak brothers#submitted by: anon#thank you anon!#and... i don't know if this is what you had in mind#but this quote put me in some kinda mood#source: Marianna Paige#also my sister says this sounds like the beginning of maul's vlog??
Maul: Pre Viszla.
Pre Viszla: Maul. I’ve heard your name before.
Maul: Most people have. It’s also a type of a sledgehammer.
Savage: Has anyone told you they love you?
Maul: Does the man who raised me count?
Savage: Sure.
Maul: Then no.
Savage: Brother, given your lifestyle, I’m worried that you’re going to get sick.
Maul: I am not going to get sick. No germ can live in a body that’s 75% rage.
Maul: Do you think I should kill of some of the characters in my book?
Savage: You’re writing a book?
Feral: What’s it about?
Maul: It’s an autobiography.
Obi Wan, to Maul: Your death would only cause more bloodshed, more senseless chaos. It is unnecessary.
Obi Wan: On the other hand, you wouldn’t be bitching about being cut in half if you couldn’t breathe.
Maul: *gets a paper cut*
Savage: Hasn’t he been THROUGH ENOUGH
Maul: Your body is a temple? Mine is a weapon. Mine is a fucking darksaber and I’m going to keep drinking coffee until the nonexistent gods strike me down.
Savage: I just asked you if you knew what a carbohydrate is.
[something thuds upstairs]
Feral: *walking down the stairs*
Savage: What was that?
Feral: My shirt fell.
Savage: That was a little loud for a shirt...
Feral: I was in it.
Savage: I know I’m gullible.
Savage: Because a lot of people tell me that, and I have no reason not to believe them.
Obi Wan: You’re still around?
Maul: I don’t play hard to get, I play hard to get rid of.
Maul: Kenobi! Where are you? KENOBIIII!
Savage: Do you know where he is?
Maul: Yes, I’m just screaming his name into the air to celebrate the fact.
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Maul: I cannot teach you what you already know.
Savage: Oh, I don’t think I know as much as you think I know.