Y'all can keep at it with that “Romeo and Juliet fell in love in five days how immature” shiz but Macbeth went from no murder to yes murder in like one afternoon and I feel like one of those is a significantly bigger problem than the other
In his defense his wife triple dog dared him and called him a pussy
with my brain small, my meat huge, my pain endless, i tread onwards
If you’re about to do something to impress a man, don’t
do you ever
do you ever just have
that one class
that one freaking class
that just depresses you when you think about it because
oh god you hate it so much
The bourgeoisie
why’s this site so weird about horses? they’re just horses.
Are you sure
Remember, you can disappear into the woods whenever you want. You’re an adult.
isn’t it a lovely day to stop treating bi girls like Straight Girls Lite™
I’ve been a changed person since I found out that all of Santa’s reindeer are gals
they’re wHAT NOW
gals, theY’RE GALS
male reindeer shed their antlers at the end of mating season (early December), while females keep theirs during the winter
and what do Santa’s reindeer have?
ANTLERS
on all levels except physical, i am a whore
you ever think a post is going to be like, surprise! It was the plot of a movie the whole time! And then reality is just actually that wild. Wild.
I’m sorry but homophobia and racism aren’t opinions
tumblr flagged a post of a girl eating berries so fruit is for whores now reblog if youre a fruit eating whore
hi im a cashew white guy and I’m gonna say a slur to be funny because fuck political correctness
i just realized that autocorrect changed cishet to cashew I’m going to bed
why did I not question “cashew” as a type of white guy tho
