you can jerk off to anything. just the other day i jerked off to a crisp and refreshing spring breeze

congratulations to kevin day for being the aftg character who most gets cussed out with traditionally gender-nonconforming insults. drama queen, scathing diva, insufferable bitch. first male victim of misogyny

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to miss the application window

some people live their lives without even being obsessed with some guy. if you call that living

The real reason magnets do that is because they are perverse sexual beasts

being cosmically "insignificant" doesnt even matter like its not important......... like literally lets enjoy a strawberry

as a physicists the whole 'cosmically significant' is so funny. nothing is cosmically significant. the sun is small and tiny compared to, most starts and even stars are small next to the gravitational pull of supermassive black holes and even then is doesn't matter bc, the universe is both infinite and in vast expanse so why would one black whole matter?, which means at the end everything matters bc the universe is a sum of its parts all parts are so stupid small to the universe they all, matter and we are here enjoying a strawberry, isnt it nice?, (via las-lus)

@wearepaladin

Cigarettes were unhealthy as shit but at least they made you look fuckable. people looked fuckable. now everytime someone takes a hit from their vape, we lose more of our eroticism

in the google doc. straight up "writing it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. Nothing

As of now, Florida and Kansas have passed bills that align with KOSA.

So many people have held back on speaking out against KOSA or signing petitions because "it probably won't pass." But we have proof that it very well can and will.

So what can we do right now?

The same thing we've been doing: bring awareness and protest.

Here are a few websites you can visit to sign petitions:

https://www.badinternetbills.com/

https://www.stopkosa.com/

https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2024/02/dont-fall-latest-changes-dangerous-kids-online-safety-act

You can also call your state reps. This post explains how you can do that.

Good luck, everyone! Don't give up yet.

wish i had tumblr mutuals who lived in my city. who will i make out with now

really scary suggestions guys thanks 🦊👍

why is my boop o meter destiel confessing to me lol

hello tumblr

river berumen

i would have booped you my brother, my captain, my king

"Kill them with kindness" Wrong. Thousand Boop attack.