@mcsyndrome
✱ alright, alright ... i gotta joke for ya.
[ Oh dear. Sans no. ]
✱ how do you kill a purple elephant?
[ This is ... going to be a very bad line of jokes. Good luck, Emilia. ]
@pxcifrisktic
✱ oh dear. looks like ol’ sans’ legs have stopped functioning.
[ What he means by this is ... well, that Sans is now settled close-to face-first on the ground in Toriel’s living room. And he was not getting up. Lifting a hand comically up to the ceiling, he uses that other to awkwardly clutch near his rib-cage. ]
✱ i can see the light. ✱ it’s right there.
[ He’s just being lazy. And silly. ]
✱ i can’t help tor wash the dishes-- you gotta do it for me kiddo.
[ And there’s your real reason. ]
@falsepacifist
✱ no cuttin’ school, squirt. just cuz yer smart don’t mean you shouldn’t work t’ learn more, ya’know?
[ Sans was always looking to learn more and understand the world around him. Always had been. Just part of being a scientist. The wanting to learn, the willingness to push himself to figure out all of these things he had no idea about. ]
✱ it’s kin’a boring to not wanna learn anything more, don’t’cha think?
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smolchxld
あ〜〜〜サンズ〜〜〜フリスク〜〜〜サンフリ〜〜〜〜
time for the random appearance by Madmun!
Starter Call!
“the rotation of earth really makes my day.” (Bleu)
dad jokes { sentence starters } // accepting
✱ heh!
[ It’s a snort of amusement, a hand covering over Squish’s mouth despite the magic there anyway. The grin is still there as he lowers his hand. ]
✱ ya’stole my joke! guess you’ll just have t’be the star of th’ day.
@citybornskels
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‘Cause you know the truth hurts…
but secrets KILL
Takes Squish Dad's hand and squeezes it playfully, humming in tender greeting. Visible eye bright and --- dare we say --- adoring, she mumbles, " happy father's day! wanna go planet place an' see the stars t'gether? "
@falsepacifist
[ Sans does not expect his hand to be grabbed. ]
[ It shakes him. The playful humming and squeezing however quickly eases the tension in Sans’ shoulders and his smile twists upward, much more relaxed and calm. The little Flurry-Frisk was adorable, and he had no idea why he had been frightened. Of course it would be her. No one else would grab his hand like that. ]
✱ heh! sure thing.
[ There would never be a time that Sans would deny his hobby –and one he had found out Flurry herself also enjoys– so he cocks his head. A small flicked gesture of his thumb in the direction. ]
✱ … happy father’s day, huh? that a thing you humans celebrate?
[ An unfamiliar feeling rushes through Sans’ bones. Like he’s forgetting someone. ]
✱ thanks … it means a lot to me.
[ Shifting, Sans moves to pull his hand away and instead scoop Flurry up. Still just small enough, Sans knows this won’t last forever. He sets the small child on his shoulders. ]
[ And away he walks, whistling a cheery tune. ]
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Dad Jokes {Sentence Starters}
- “Hi, hungry. I’m dad.”
- “Don’t buy velcro. It’s a total rip-off.”
- “The rotation of earth really makes my day.”
- “What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.”
- “The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.”
- “What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fshhh.”
- “Make you a sandwich? Poof! You’re a sandwich!”
- “5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.”
- “How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.”
- “What time did the man go to the dentist? —- Tooth hurt-y.”
- “Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.”
- “What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant.”
- “I had a dream that I was a muffler last night. I woke up exhausted!”
- “Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.”
- “Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.”
- “Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water? Because he was a little horse!”
- “I used to have a job at a calendar factory, but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.”
- “Did you hear the news? FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.”
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✎ ( whispers if u want )
Send ✎ and I’ll draw our muses together.
( Everybody wants a good Squish??? )
❝ ORDERLY AND THOROUGH——— ❞ Excuse Papyrus while he laughs his coccyx off.
✱ aw c’mon, bro …
[ Though he will admit that felt … more than a bit off. ]
take this test for your muse and post your results. tag as many as you’d like ! REPOST, DON’T REBLOG.
TAGGED BY: N/A TAGGING: just dO IT
WARMTH || 46% - cold, selfish INTELLECT || 74% - cerebral, analytical EMOTIONAL STABILITY || 74% - level headed, calm AGGRESSIVENESS || 34% - irritable, moody LIVELINESS || 30% - somber, restrained DUTIFULNESS || 42% - untraditional, rebellious SOCIAL ASSERTIVENESS || 54% - uninhibited, bold SENSITIVITY || 42% - coarse, tough PARANOIA || 66% - wary, suspicious ABSTRACTNESS || 58% - strange, imaginative INTROVERSION || 82% - private, quiet ANXIETY || 66% - fearful, self-doubting OPEN-MINDEDNESS || 58% - curious, exploratory INDEPENDENCE || 78% - loner, craves solitude PERFECTIONISM || 62% - orderly, thorough TENSION || 26% - relaxed, cool
✱ why?
✱ why me?
✱ what did i do wrong?
✱ how did i make you …
✱ why can’t i help?
✱ why do i just keep making it worse?
✱ why can’t i hate you?
✱ why do i still care about you?
✱ did you enjoy it?
✱ did it make you feel powerful?
✱ do you ever miss what we were?
✱ do you ever miss me?
✱ do you regret what you did?
✱ do you ever regret what you do?
✱ why did you do what you did to me?
✱ what did you gain?
✱ where did you go?
✱ what happened?
✱ when did you begin to hate me?
✱ do you hate me?
✱ why couldn’t i understand you anymore?
✱ why did you threaten me?
✱ did you plan on doing this to me from the start?
✱ am i just a plaything?
✱ just . . . why …
@goingtobereset
✱ those ‘re some pretty cool teeth. how’d you get ‘em?
✱ who’s this other ‘sans’ you mistook me for? what was he like?
✱ can i teeth you? heh. get it? teeth, tease–
@sinevotum
✱ why do you like hangin’ around me ‘m not that interesting …
✱ why are there days i see you beat up and you try to dismiss it?
✱ do you trust me?
✱ did somethin’ happen?
✱ did i do somethin’ wrong?
✱ are you in trouble?
✱ could i help?
@stripedshirt
✱ … hey, why me?
✱ why do you look like you care ‘bout me?
✱ is there somethin’ you want from me?
@mcsyndrome
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