Commission!

Cursemonger Argot, stalwart compatriot of Tova. They're deadly with a repeating crossbow and has a knack for hitting killing blows. Argot's paranoia about bad omens often leads to a violent urge to kill, however ... (they're doing better about it though!)

I think Ishmael Mobydick would really flip out if he learned how sperm whales sleep

#elaborate?

Ok

If Herman Melville knew this we'd have a whole chapter about the pillars of damnation

haven't even named dog girl yet, but what if I added another one and also didn't name her

some context for the gardener stuff: i just think it’d be really cute if she became closer with the rest of the dreemurrs and started working for asgore’s flower shop

get goofy doodle laser beam blast BOOM

striking CAW-nfidence (comm)

WEST 🐇 (comm)

i have been deeply unwell over the past week over this new guy i made up in my mind

More of him

We love a funky meat mech.

tis my birthday once more!! another year survived !!

:^)

fun fact one of the world champions in pepper-eating contests is a trans woman and she actually faced significant backlash because people somehow thought she had a biological advantage. to eating spicy pepper

update bc i went back and checked: her name is brianna “the chilli queen” skinner and she set a record in 2017 by slamming back 23 carolina reapers consecutively. she only stopped when told to by the referees, and the next year she stepped down out of boredom. queen

Here's a picture of her, by the way

And her super supportive wife

i had a slightly insane dream last night where my head was bitten off by a creature and it started piloting me like a mech

Blue-Eyes Abyss Dragon

imagine being the first blue-eyes white dragon bitch in your deck to like get your body done like ass shots titties done and like beat face contoured… and then you walked into like the duel arena or whatever yugioh players have and everyone dropped their Duel Disk and was shookedt?

Didn’t realize we were plumbing the depths of Kaiba’s hard drive for card art