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Baldur’s Gate 3: But Make it Cats🐱

stop luring me into your found family! *sobs*

We need a Cultural Revolution in this country

I’m

The youth are lost

When I was in middle school we would do these weekly things called "Flag Salutes" where the entire school came out to the quad to stand in big ranks and sing patriotic songs. I lived in one of the most conservative counties in America and the teachers took the Flag Salutes very seriously.

We hated them. We didn't really clock the nationalist nature of the thing but we we hated being asked to stand in a big group and sing songs for nobody. It was boring and goofy. Thinking about it now, it really was just our teachers using us as fodder for a Mass Ritual to Prevent 9/11 from Happening Again.

Eventually, some kids developed a sort of game. The ceremony had all these little dramatic pauses between sections of a speech or in-between songs. Kids would wait for those little pauses and, right before the song started, just shout "NINE ELEVEN!" There was a voice for it to. You had to sound kinda like a Patrick Star or a similar exaggerated dunderhead type character.

It made the teachers incredibly mad but nobody ever got in trouble. The trick was to drop the Nine Eleven the moment before the song started so they couldn't stop to focus on who was yelling. Once they start the ritual they couldn't stop it or the spell would backfire and the Taliban Would Get You or whatever.

i HAVE to stop looking at shelter cats until i'm moved but BUNNY

bunny is still there and apparently hasn't been adopted because she's very skittish and shy but so AM I

i assume they don't put cats on layaway but i might go this weekend to see if i can say hi, at least. and then bring her home on, like, june 5th when i'm all moved and settled if she's still there.

bunny 1.5 years and a few pounds later

point and

@final-girl-ariel @cinna-bunnie @bunnycatgirlbot @royal-bnuuy-toy ~nya

reminds me of

the shellfish allergy NO NO FUCKING S HRIMP OR HE D IE post

Mariah Carey's house tour for Glamour magazine (2007)

the copification of peter parker in recent years is insidious and also gay

disclaimer: i love spider-man ps4 it is an awesome freaking game + has some of the better peter parker characterization we’ve gotten in recent years. BUT. the INSISTENCE that peter WORKS with cops and RESPECTS cops and is simply an AID to the police is so goddamn annoying and blatantly wrong. peter’s relationship with the cops is at BEST tolerant and generally mutually negative. he usually shows up way before they do + does their jobs for them in a way distinctly un-coplike. i can think of 3 incidents off the top of my head where peter actively interferes with arrests because he doesn’t think the cops are being fair. not to mention being a vigilante is a crime in of itself—and that’s not including the trespassing, breaking + entering, assault + battery, etc that he gets up to on a daily basis. sure, he’ll work with cops if it’s the most efficient way to help people in a given scenario, but he’s not their friend. just pisses me off seeing how marvel keeps trying to push some spider-man / cop parallel that doesn’t exist. fuck spider-cop

i’m almost done. it always bothers me in the very beginning—the big fisk takedown—when peter waits until he has PERMISSION from the police captain to go kick ass inside the building. don’t make me laugh. the peter i know would’ve whipped right past all the cop cars going Neener Neener Nyah Nyah and taken care of fisk in 15 minutes while the cops still scratched their heads and stood around cause they couldn’t find a pet dog to shoot

eye doctors: please for fucks sake try to protect your eyes from blue light pls take breaks from screens pls wear these blue light filter glasses pls pls pls im fucking begging you

car manufacturers:

my coffin shaped locket is the perfect size to fit one singular ibuprofen

this is surprisingly useful actually

stop wasting space and add another

tres ibuprofenitos

¿En este economía?

girl, ESPECIALLY en este economía