Schrödinger's bullshit

I'm so scared, what the fuck does this do to you

jsyk if we've ever had a positive interaction you can summon me for boss fights

the mariner's revenge song has no business going as hard as it does but i can't argue with the logic that if you're going to spend 15 years plotting to fulfil your mother's last request that you avenge her by hunting down and murdering the man who ruined her life you might as well make it a banger

the mariner's mother: "find him, bind him, tie him to a pole and break his fingers to splinters, drag him to a hole until he wakes up, naked, clawing at the ceiling of his grave"

me:

*eats a croissant over your grave and leaves the crumbs there (disrespectful action)*

self care is making your original content even if you think you’re the only one who likes it

by Louise Dolan

Sappho, fragment 147 trans. Anne Carson

god this makes me feel some new type of emotional. i live for wlw positivity

anyway here’s my gay vampire movie. a 17th century vampire living in a lighthouse for years falls in love with a 90s surfer. plot isn’t important what’s important is the vampire thinking ‘dude’ and ‘radical’ are terms of endearment so it’s like *vampire voice* my dude …… how do i preheat the oven

Me

moodboard

Here have my two favorite greentexts of all time

He killed them

Today..i did SOME stuff

What appeals to me about whump: an incomplete list

@baronmpontmercy