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WhERE IS ALL OF THE SELINA MEYER FANFICTION??? THIS IS TERRIBLE. I CRAVE SELINA MEYER SMUT AND I RECEIVE NOTHING.
I second this - PLEASE SOMEONE WRITE 😭
there comes a time in every wlw’s life when they crush on their prof…and i’ve reached it 😔✊
mitski gets it
there comes a time in every wlw’s life when they crush on their prof…and i’ve reached it 😔✊
Requests:
hi, can you please write something with wanda making agatha's wife someone's else's wife in the hex and it just drives agatha crazy? (anon)
you said you were out of your comfort zone when you wrote spell practice, but THAT was really good, so 👉👈 maybe you could write another NSFW? Involving maybe some jealous Agatha and a strap? If you're not comfortable it's 100% ok and I still love your work (anon)
Summary: Agatha reminds you who you belong to
Contents: NSFW, smut, 18+, jealous agatha, fake marriage, strap-on, some praising, some overstimulation, minors DNI
A/N: yes it’s finally here!! Sorry for taking literal months to finish this. I combined two requests because I feel like they went well together, I hope you guys like it!! 🖤
NSFW Tag List: @poetsdeadxo @academiagaymess @musicalmemesandstuff @shinkomiii @vintagegoddess12 @thatmacrameisnotgonnahitchitself @stone-hearted-seymour @agnessharknes @jesterofrohan @sky-not-found @artificial-cup-of-tea @agathaharknessslut @nickalpatel
F/N: fake name
GIF credits: @notsosecretlyalesbian 🥰
Agatha tried to tamp down her rising fury as she watched the two of you across the street. You were laughing at something he said while you tended to the flowers in the garden of the house you and your fake husband shared.
How dare Wanda? You and Agatha had entered Westview together, but for some reason, the redhead’s ideal fantasy meant that you were married not to Agatha, but to him. Harold. Just the sight of the man made Agatha’s blood boil.
does laufey’s music cause a crushing ache in anyone else’s heart too or is that just me 😄
ohh the obsession is coming back hard
ty @shinkomiii for sharing 🥰
[NEW] Kathryn Hahn attends the 15th Annual Los Angeles Haunted Hayride (29th September) © Getty Images
@agnessharknes these make me think of that one fic of yours 👀🎃
why is coven of chaos/house of harkness now called…*checks notes*…the darkhold diaries ?
HELLO WHAT HELLO WHAT HELLO WHAT
so uh……if you happen to get a haha a photo of this kathryn hahn doppelgänger…my dms r open👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
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HELPPP LMFAOOOO
there’s a kathryn hahn doppelgänger at my work
i told her she looks like her and she had to google kh (boo) but it made her happy (yay)
there’s a kathryn hahn doppelgänger at my work
learning that it doesn’t matter where you go, men and their egos will ruin anything anywhere
nah thas crazy man cos she’s actually in love w me mhmmm
also help so i got ghosted by my ex gf lowkey unbothered by it and now i’ve been kinda just talking to ppl and i was talking to this one girl but she was like mentally unstable and obsessive so nuh uh, and then i was talking to this other girl but i ended up not rlly liking her so now im awkwardly ihnoring her bc im too autistic to know what to do with that situation and now i’m talking to um, 1-3 girls it’s a little unclear, but one of yhem is really cool so uhhh lollllll hopefully i’m lkke demiromantic and not fully aromantic ykwim
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Um sorry I can’t hear you 👉😊👈
Tbh cookie, in my eyes, there’s no point in having people in your life that don’t make you happy 😌 therefore I’m all for you entertaining your options and only pursuing what you actually like
i started watchijg then too ! my ex gf got me into it my fav is emily i love her so much So much i hc her as autistic i love her sm shes also 100% a lesbuan and in love w jj thank you for coming to my ted talk
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Um actually that’s false because Emily’s in love with me and I’m in love with her 😁 [real]
so this is me finding out you’re a criminal minds fan
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I am a newish criminal minds fan 🫶🏽 I started watching last fall and tbh the bi panic gets to me but I’m still watching 😭
