i’m sick of these SJWs telling me not to buy bottled water

i propose a new hashtag

#watergate

but didn’t that already happen?

no, you’re thinking of #gamergate

#watergate is an all new movement advocating choice in drinks

wait but what about the thing in the 60’s where this guy

suddenly stole buckets upon buckets of water from this thing

and got slapped in the hand for it?

don’t be silly, everyone knows about Tricky Dick’s Wet ‘n’ Wild Water Heist of 1967

artists rendition of my first day of college

“this comic is fake” i bared my SOUL to you by telling you this happened to me. i wish this comic was fake

I have the biggest dick in 40 square miles

I love to make meth in the subway with what appear to be sugar packets

Person who never takes public transit seeing a classic “random shit strewn about the train car”: oh god. Oh god. Is this meth.

The Alchemist of the Subway

Green cap bottles are Zyrtec, OTC allergy medication. Pretty sure red cap bottle is Tylenol. What does the NY Post think meth is made out of

"chemicals"

Some of that is straight up loose dog food

That fuckin picture of that guy at agraveyard holdin like, a cup or smt, with a mothman sized moth with him, both staring directly at the camera is somehow the funniest image but I haven’t been able to find it in months

This one?

It’s called bloodlust because you gotta make out with the blood

sounds like something the Dracula would say. Might want to re think this…

Hmm…you’re right. Here’s my potential revised version. Let me know what you think

It’s called bloodlove because you have to cherish the blood through the good times and the bad

this is too beautiful

phrasing of this is taking me out

They should take his shirt off and show his armpit with steam and sweat

？

i think he was quite clear

My upstairs neighbors have officially gotten to the point where they're loud enough to wake me up. I'm happy homegirl is getting her back blown out but I wish both of them and that whole family would become severely allergic to movement. They're changing me. They're making me worse.

I have a suggestion

isuggestarson what do you suggest

Hand mixers and Sewing Machines are Two different Types of horses

These are wild animals… Untamed Stallions…

They respond well to a confident handler, but they can smell fear and will act up if they don’t respect you. Other horses include printers and hot glue guns.

who is doing it like him

Someone free this man

italian man equivalent of those dog owners who intentionally agitate their chihuahuas for views

x

Professor chomsky is waiting for the collapse of the American government before he can die

not right now methforguys

okay... walks away sadly...i guess you don't need me either.. walks into wall and explodes