Top Ten Spamton Moments

some quick August expressions

i just realized i never shared my Fellow so i’m posting him now. everybody say hi to art doll spinosaurus that i finally finished in november after putting it off for like a year ❤️

he can stand kind of which is partially bc of the terrible armature that i made over a year ago that i didn’t feel like changing but. if i made him now i’d make it very different. it is also partially because of spinosaurus’ horrible proportions and center of gravity but that is NOT my fault.

he sits on my windowsill on his heels so it’s fine. he is my silly and he is perfect just the way he is. one day i will give him some clothes maybe

i would absolutely love to do another art doll so i am open for commission also……….

let him cook

The Performer 🎭🎶 A character class for The Hidden Isle.

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Come and slime him

Suddenly struck with a need to explain to you how boat pronouns work (I work in the marine industry).

When you're talking about the design of the boat, you say "it".

When the boat is still being built, your say "it".

When the boat is nearing completion, you can say "it" or "she".

When the boat is floating in the water you probably say "she", unless there is still a lot of work to be done (e.g. no engine yet) then you say "it".

When the boat is officially launched and operating, you say "she". If you continue to say "it" at this point you are not incorrect but suspiciously untraditional. You are not playing the game.

If you are referring to a boat you don't really know anything about you may say "it" ("there's a big boat, it's coming this way"). But if you know its name, it's probably "she" ("there's the Waverley, she's on her way to Greenock").

If you are talking about boats in general, you say "it" ("when a boat is hit by a wave it heels over")

If you speak about a boat in complimentary terms, it's "she" ("she's a grand boat"). If you are being disparaging it may be it, but not necessarily ("it's as ugly as sin", "she's a grotty old tub").

If she has a boy's name, she's still she. "Boy James", "King Edward", "Sir David Attenborough"? The pronoun is she.

If it's a dumb barge (no engine), you say it. But if it's a rowing boat (no engine), you say she.

I hope this has cleared things up so that you may not be in danger of misgendering floating objects.

gender affirming engine installation

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see 0 note flop posts aren't that bad when they're personal but 0 note fandom posts feel literally so bad. like if you don't wanna play toys with me anymore just say that. i'll pack up my super cool awesome things and go and i'll sit on the other side of the playground by myself and i won't even look at you. fuck

Unknown, Dog with human mask

Late Formative period, c. 100 B.C.-A.D. 200, Ceramic

A friend sent it to me and I think many of us are like this hahahahaha

Goreee baby‼️‼️‼️

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