i suck dick now

happy tuesday im so happy it’s tuesday if it were any other day id be so very sad

toomuchdickfort

Oh boy should we tel them?

tell me whab? (:

THAT TUESDAYS ARE GREAT HAHAHAHAHHHHHH………

i know!!!!! they make me so happy! :D

anyway it’s time for bed so goodnight! see yall tomorrow!

good morning!! happy tuesday!

Hey bud I’ve got some bad news.

oh no bad news D: ?! how could something bad happen on a tuesday???

It’s Thursday. I’m sorry but I couldn’t let you go on like this. It’s not Tuesday. It hasn’t been Tuesday for a while.

idkiguessiamatable

HOW COULD YOU DO THIS! LET HIM BE HAPPY!!!

t.. thurs… wha?

IT’S TUESDAY FISH

QUIT LYING TO THEM.. THEY MUST KNOW THE TRUTH.

tues….day? .right??

Of course!!!!

TUESDAY!! :’D !!!!

Yes fish!!! Tuesday!!!!

oh that’s so great to hear i can rest easy now!!goodnight see you all tomorrow! ♥️♥️

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Ok that’s actually disgusting, here’s a link to their gofundme

Source: gofundme.com

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wlwhobbits

Hey instead of a Harry Potter world there should be a lord of the rings world where it’s super immersive and you’re given a sword when you enter the world and giant spiders chase you and the elf actors eat dirt and offer you some

can we befriend and/or flirt with the giant spiders asking for a friend

It’s you’re adventure you can do whatever you want but watch out!

HI, THIS EXISTS, IT’S CALLED EVERMORE PARK, IT’S IN PLEASANT GROVE, UTAH

it’s more of a DND park but it’s fantasy and characters give you quests and when you finish quests they give you a tarot card with the characters on it

The town functions as a real-time story with a plot and everybody has backstory and movie-quality makeup and shit

Guys I’ve been and it’s fucking unbelievable

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seyelence

gays rb this with ur favorite way to sit wrong in a chair

seasnailsplatoon

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garrettauthor

This made me so fucking angry I have to inflict it on all of you.

thyrell

what’s the punchline here

thyrell

wait

thyrell

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90sbluejeans

Lucy Liu in her studio.

everytime there is a post about lucy liu, it showcases her absolutely shredding it in whatever she is doing. be it painting, gymnastics, javelin, anything! all of that and she still doesnt look a day over 25. keep killing it, ms liu

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jddominick

I was playing around with my camera and I took this and i can’t stop laughing

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zackisontumblr

when your boyfriend is hung

celinepientje92

$10.99?????

gay-for-ocypete

Worth every cent.

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This white boy came over a month ago and asked why my pillow was shiny. I told him it was satin, because I need a satin case to maintain my natural hairstyle overnight.

This past weekend I stayed over at his house after a party because it was too late to go back to Manhattan, and when I got in bed I noticed that one of his pillowcases was satin.

I asked him why a white, nearly bald man needed a satin pillowcase and he said he bought it for me, in case I needed to sleep over sometime. He didn’t want me to ruin my hair on cotton.

I kissed the ever-loving shit out of him.

That’s how you show a brown girl you care.

Update: he’s my boyfriend. our 1 year anniversary is coming up next month.

New Update: We had our two year anniversary on August 9th.

We also have moved in together.

As we went through his stuff for the move, we found the last of those pillowcases he bought for me in 2015.

I sleep on it every night.