everyone’s always so mean to the first person to die in horror. the first person to die didn’t do anything stupid. they didn’t know they were in the murder zone. how could they know. they were in a coming of age comedy or something.
honestly i dont even play an active role in my life shit just happens and im like oh is this what we’re doing now ok
not a single oscar nomination for “fast car” by Tracy Chapman … just because it “isn’t a film” and “came out in 1988″ … preposterous
A great moment in movie history is when Harvey can’t recognize The Joker until he takes off his surgery mask.
he thought it was tom cruise
… from The End of the Affair
all i'm saying is that sexy people isolate themselves from everyone and listen to music, read books and sleep to avoid their problems because existing in general is unbearable.
I wanna feel excited about something again
first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go
but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol
how many hands you got
two? don’t see how that’s relevant
allow me illustrate you
that’s still four people
i truly can’t make this any clearer
will smith isn’t gay. he has a wife and three beautiful, talented children
don’t know what you’re on about. will smith and slightly wider blue will smith have been married for years. they’re a hollywood love story
I can’t believe this post predicted the live action Aladdin genie
If we lose tumblr how will we ever replace these posts in which every reply feels like a punch in the face
me: i want love
also me: doesn’t like dating apps, doesn’t go out, doesn’t put herself out there, always falls for unavailable people, is kinda ugly anyways
actually not liking FOUR (2014) is a hate crime
oh, to call a boy ‘pretty boy’ and have him be flustered by it, not knowing how to respond
rice and mangos are foods of color sorry
