Cat witch party

country boys

Being the person that needs to nap after every big meal is so embarrassing. I apologize for being a 1 week old

Actually you are so right.......

Honestly the best part of being a barista was charging cops for their drinks. They're so used to getting free shit so it was SOOOOO good for them to pull up to the window and for me to be like "$6.47 :)" and them to make this whole elaborate display of slowly pulling their wallet out and handing their card over bc they weren't expecting to pay. I'd charge you double if I could, oink oink bitch

having a crush as an adult is so embarrassing, like why am I kicking my feet and giggling instead of earning enough money to get the green sofa of my dreams

gordan ramsey said this on kitchen nightmares and it blew me away so i took a screenshot but amazon prime app censored me and handed me this work of art

i thot this was from evangelion

yo mama so dandylion she blew away into a million bits and gone forever

After much research, consideration, and experimentation, I have decided that adulthood is not for me. Thank you for the opportunity

lemon is so so so fucking good in sweet food and savory food and spicy food and salty food and drinks. she has it all

“Dear Toad, I am glad that you are my best friend. Your best friend, Frog.”

I'm going to Badwill. The evil thrift store.

Art by Cécile Berrubé