— “so if i carry around mistletoe on a stick, and hold it above that cute girl i keep telling you about. do you think she’ll finally get the hint?” kei ponders, hands interlocked behind his head to support his neck. his eyes dart toward his friend, lit up in hopefulness. to kei’s knowledge, it was the holiday seasons after all, why wouldn’t his idea work?
“oh, yeah, totally.” sarcasm is thick in her voice, nodding as her brows raise. “i’m sure she’ll definitely get the hint that you’re a total pervert.” soyi stifles a snort, waving her hand dismissively. “i mean, not that you’re not good looking but like you’re not song joongki good looking—aka not enough to not have a girl smack you for pulling that weirdo shit.” sure, she’s laying it on thick, but better that than to listen to his incessant (and repulsively silly) musings on how to confess to some girl. “why don’t you just tell her? wouldn’t that be easier?”