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Telling her parents you creampie her every day is socially unacceptable but telling her parents you’re trying for a baby is cause for celebrations.

i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door

Do you need something.

before this starts getting notes i have to add that this is not my dog. i dont know how he got in my backyard

people named Anton when they meet Jack Antonoff:

When that disgusting season they call summer finally ends and you start feeling that sweet sweet autumn chill in the air

why is no one talking about the amazon themepark????

Somebody go check on joe biden because this much supernatural drama does not happen without a severe shake up in the American political landscape.

Babygirl I know fandom history that you wouldn’t even care about

i know fandom history that even I don’t care about

you people are insane

tumblr is really reinventing the hayes code over here

if this person thinks that having sex is emotionally comparable to taking a shit then they either need to have better sex or take worse shits

IIIIIMADDDDEEEETHHHHHEEECRABBBBB

Me: *is on period*

My brain:

MAMMA MIA! HERE WE GO AGAIN (2018) | Mamma Mia! (2008)

Concept of mini videos for Spotify

Cher, 1980s.