Item: Orb of Animal Lethargy
if youve never physically been in the presence of like, a real live wolf, and you probably wont get the chance to, heres some stuff about them you should know
- a wolf’s fur is so unbelievably thick that you can get like, your whole hand into it while petting. and then you can keep going
- wolves are a lot bigger than you think they are. think about how big you think a wolf is then just like double that
- they dont really smell like dog but they DO smell and youre not going to be able to figure out if its a good smell or not
- a wolf really wants to lick the inside of your mouth. he will not stop trying to lick the inside of your mouth at any cost, and generally speaking you need to press your lips together kind of tightly when he approaches your face so that he doesnt worm his damn tongue in there to give you what he thinks is an appropriate greeting
- a wolf doesnt really want to look at you while you pet him but he wants you to pet him. hes embarrassed
- if a grown ass wolf decides to lay down on you, you just have to deal with it and thats your life now
- young wolves, much like young dogs, are overwhelmingly goofy and stupid. a teenage wolf will see your very fragile, very human shoulder and go “i can probably step on that with my full weight” and then he will do it
- letting a wolf eat out of your hand is actually not remotely frightening, and youll want to do it all day
I wanna know who did this research.
well, i did!
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In Celtic Ireland, not only were wild boars and sows held in high esteem, but so were domestic pigs; and the swineherds who tended them were credited with magical powers. Their herds of swine would have been semi-wild, foraging for food in the forests of kings; the herders were thus semi-wild themselves and imbued with the woodland’s magic. The Táin Bó Cúailnge and other ancient texts tell stories of swineherds who battle each other in contests of magic, or who utter prophesies at key moments in the lives of heroes and kings.
I’M SO GLAD THIS GOT A TON OF NOTES
THEY LOOK SO HAPPY TO BE HELPING
Gal Gadot kisses Kate Mckinnon on SNL
you can see the exact moment kate remembers she’s meant to be acting
SHE FUCKING KISSED BACK IN THE THIRD ONE
MY VAGINA JUST FELL OFF
oh she definitely kissed back the whole time but the third gif is when gal slipped her tongue in her mouth and i had a heart attack
But listen this is a face of a woman who felt everything and had spiritual revelation
accurate
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I’ve reblogged this so many times and i have no regrets
I’m not a psychic. But pretty sure this saved future wars.
Time is a lower dimensional frequency based illusion.
Only experienced below 5D.
The truth is, THERE IS ONLY this one eternal instance.
there was this version of take me to church that i heard a while a go and it was like
angrier??? and more intense is the only way i can describe it i may have imagined it
FOUND IT
Animal snaps