peeling off yellow wallpaper wbu?

she rocked that feller

itchy label on a shirt incident 5 dead 29 injured

*says 2022 with the same cadence as Scooby Dooby Doo*

if i bring a book someplace it doesn't necessarily mean i want to read it mayb i just want to take her on a walk. Get her some fresh air and a change of scenery

@fairycosmos / Comic by @shhhitsfine / Comic by @incendavery

hobbits were the peak of civilization in tolkien verse. jobs were Gardening, Stall At The Farmer's Market, or Mailman. Shoes OFF, capris ON, 6 meals a day, high and fat as all shit. Names like Daddy Twofoot....why the fuck are we horny for elves

𝕱𝕽𝕰𝕾𝕳 𝕬𝕹𝕯 𝕱𝕽𝕺𝖅𝕰𝕹

semen available

𝖂𝕺𝕽𝕷𝕯 𝖂𝕴𝕯𝕰 𝕾𝕳𝕴𝕻𝕻𝕴𝕹𝕲

Everyday I wake up and go ‘SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH ME!!!’ and then I go to work

lemon is so so so fucking good in sweet food and savory food and spicy food and salty food and drinks. she has it all

hmmm. not to be a communist on main but you deserve more than just necessities actually

one thing about me is that if a friend of mine came to me frantically explaining that they were trapped in a time loop i would believe it no questions asked i've been waiting to be the quirky supporting character in a time loop plot my whole life i will do whatever to break that curse up to and including falling in love

my boyish swag and ladylike charms