❛ Listen, tall, blonde, and literally hot, I OCCASIONALLY misjudge situations. Occasionally. This just happens to be one of those times. ❜
{ ✦ } » — “That’s literally AND figuratively,” he interjects with a wink, click of his tongue, and the impromptu firing of finger guns. “And I’m still not hearing any thank yous in there. Because, y’know, it’s not like I saved your butt or anything. Oh wait!” Johnny feigns a sudden epiphany, complete with dramatic gasp and flippant hand gestures. “--YES I DID!!”