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Anonymous asked:

could you maybe write something for autistic reader and mamas boy!harry and how he kind of helps her in certain situations when he’s a bit older?? (obviously nothing too crazy, just little gestures to show that he cares and understands her)

inkdrinkerworld answered:

i love this idea sm!!

you're going to the grocery like you do every month, except hrry's with you after school.

the minute you walk in though, you're thrown off. the aisles have changed, the layout is different and you didn't prepare for that.

harry spots the little change, james and you had been explaining your autism to him as he got older- he's now eleven.

"do you want me to go check it out first mum?" he asks, linking his fingers in yours, his small palm laying against your bigger one.

you turn to him and try to plaster a smile on your face but it's no use.

"i don't want you to go off by yourself," you say and harry nods.

"we can do it together then, one aisle at a time." he says gently and you smile this time, a real one though it's small. "i'll hold your hand the whole time, too."

you kiss your son's head, a little overwhelmed at his thoughtfulness and his easy accommodation for you. "you're the best haz," he blushes a little and you make a mental note to stop off at the bakery near your house to get him a couple sweets for being so perfect.

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Anonymous asked:

could you maybe write something for autistic reader and mamas boy!harry and how he kind of helps her in certain situations when he’s a bit older?? (obviously nothing too crazy, just little gestures to show that he cares and understands her)

inkdrinkerworld answered:

i love this idea sm!!

you're going to the grocery like you do every month, except hrry's with you after school.

the minute you walk in though, you're thrown off. the aisles have changed, the layout is different and you didn't prepare for that.

harry spots the little change, james and you had been explaining your autism to him as he got older- he's now eleven.

"do you want me to go check it out first mum?" he asks, linking his fingers in yours, his small palm laying against your bigger one.

you turn to him and try to plaster a smile on your face but it's no use.

"i don't want you to go off by yourself," you say and harry nods.

"we can do it together then, one aisle at a time." he says gently and you smile this time, a real one though it's small. "i'll hold your hand the whole time, too."

you kiss your son's head, a little overwhelmed at his thoughtfulness and his easy accommodation for you. "you're the best haz," he blushes a little and you make a mental note to stop off at the bakery near your house to get him a couple sweets for being so perfect.

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Anonymous asked:

imagine the reader putting on make up and James is just complaining about them covering up their freckles and he’s being SUPER DRAMATIC ABOUT IT AND JUST COMPLAINING WHILST HES JUST CLINGING ONTO YOU

ddejavvu answered:

The only condition you'd asked of James when he'd begged to watch your makeup routine was that he didn't touch you. He's a big fan of squishing your cheeks, and you don't want any foundation going to waste because he couldn't keep his hands to himself. You're halfway through applying the stuff when James's brows furrow, and his hands twitch at his sides.

"Love, what's that stuff for?"

"Hm? It's foundation," You hum absentmindedly, makeup sponge pressed just beneath your nose, "It's the base layer of your makeup."

"But it's covering everything up," He gripes, "I can't even see your freckles anymore."

You wrinkle your nose, and a miniscule line of unblended foundation appears in one of the creases, "That's the point. It covers up freckles and pimples and scars and moles."

"That's the silliest thing I've ever heard," James rips open the package of makeup wipes beside your discarded brush, "C'mere, love, lemme fix it."

"What? No!" You rear away from his touch, "James, I put it on for a reason!"

"And I'm taking it off for a reason," He scoffs, dangling the wipe in your face, "Come here!"

"No!" You spring to your feet, cowering by the closet, "James, you promised you wouldn't touch me!"

"And on our third date, when you covered your face instead of letting me see you laugh, I made you promise not to ever hide from me! That came first," He corners you against the wall, makeup wipe in hand, "Now off with it, freckles."

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Anonymous asked:

maybe a blurb about r helping James w exercising sorry I'm obsessed ☠

ddejavvu answered:

"Finished," You hum, dangling the lavender bracelet from one finger as James completes what must be his seven thousandth push-up, "Wanna see?"

"Yeah," James grunts, panting as his arms sink into a right angle once more, "Put it on me, darling, 'wanna wear it now."

"Okay," You more than happy to oblige, shifting your legs from where they're crossed over the expanse of James's toned back. You rotate onto your stomach, doing your own exercise as you plank atop James's body to hang down over his shoulder. You clumsily tie the bracelet around his wrist as he does push-ups beneath you, his favorite form of working out.

"Pretty," He hums, but his voice is rough with strain, "'Think that's my favorite one you've made so far, angel."

"Really?"

"Really," He nods, turning his head to pucker his lips, "Kiss?"

"Kiss," You agree, leaning sideways to peck his lips. It's a little sloppy, it's a lot uncoordinated, it's incredibly awkward, but it's a sweet kiss all the same, and you twist yourself back up into a sitting position atop his back as he resumes his push-ups.

"My fingers hurt," You lament, and James almost laughs at the complaint, because his back is on fire with the ache that working out brings.

He's sympathetic all the same though, "Yeah?"

"Yeah. 'Think I'll read for a bit." You decide, reaching for your bag that's beside James's thighs. It shifts your center of gravity, and if you slap a hand onto his ass to steady yourself, it's pure self-preservation. The squeeze was for entertainment purposes, though.

"Easy!" James jolts, arms shaking from the workout as you stuff your beads back into your bag, pulling out your book instead, "Gonna drop you if you get fresh with me, darling."

"You'd never drop me," You scoff, laying down with your book flat on your back, pressed to his own. Your knees bend and your feet come to rest on James's ass, precariously balanced on him as he lifts and lowers you, "You want me to read to you, Jamie?"

"Mhm," He nods, and you feel the movement of his head beneath yours, "Bet your voice'll make me stronger, love."

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Anonymous asked:

How about the reader teasing James and calling him Bambi and he's like "I'm a grown man you can't call me that" but he realllllllly loves it and can't go on his day without hearing his fav pet name

ddejavvu answered:

"Jamie," You call from the bedroom, wrist on your knee and tongue between your lips, "I need help."

You hear him rush to stand, and you picture him tripping over his feet to come help you. He always does that, like you're the damsel in distress because your bracelet won't clasp.

"What's wrong, darling?" He hums, standing breathless in the doorway with a curl obscuring his left eye. He blows it out of the way, but it bounces back right in front of his face. Your fingers itch to brush it away, but they're holding the two sides of your bracelet together.

"My bracelet won't shut," You lament, clasp pinned between your pointer finger and thumb, "Will you do it?"

"'Course I will," James puffs up his chest, big and strong and proud, "That's in the boyfriend job description."

His fingers are thicker than yours, nails sharp as they graze the sensitive, thin skin of your wrist. But he's careful with them, using them as grips against the metal clasp instead of scraping you.

"Thanks, love." You watch him hook the prong through the metal ring, securing the jewelry around your wrist, "That's all."

His thick brows furrow, "That's all?"

"Yeah," You nod, reaching for an earring next, "I just needed help with my bracelet. I won't keep you here any longer."

"Um, aren't you forgetting something?" He looks at you with an unimpressed, raised brow, "My sendoff?"

"Kiss?" You ask, and he leans in for one no problem. But when you think he's satisfied he keeps his face stuck close to your own, literally breathing down your neck.

"What?"

"You haven't called me Bambi!" He shrieks, looking as devastated as if you'd shredded his childhood teddy bear, "You always call me Bambi."

Your mouth falls open, "You said you hate being called Bambi! You threw a hissy fit, told me you were a grown man, not a baby deer."

"Well obviously if I threw a hissy fit I'm not much of a grown man, am I? I'm your Bambi!"

"You are ridiculous is what you are," You scoff, watching the way his doe eyes deepen with hurt, "M'big strong boyfriend has to be coddled like a baby deer?"

"Yes," He whines earnestly, butting his forehead against your cheek as he tucks his face into your shoulder, "I can't believe you don't love me anymore."

"I said you were being ridiculous," You grumble, scratching a hand up his back and into the hair at the nape of his neck, "I didn't say I'd stopped loving you, Bambi."

He scoffs, putty in your hands as you scratch his back, "That's the same thing."

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thinking of golden retriever james who loves the summer !! he loves the outdoors and going for walks and hikes and picnics. he loves playing football at the park and going to the beach and barbecuing.

and then there's his black cat girlfriend who is practically allergic to the sun. she hates the heat, hates sweating and the way her skin gets sticky and how there's simply no way to escape it. but she also loves her sunshine man, so anytime he drags her outside, she follows—with a hat and a frown but still follows him nonetheless.

she sits stiffly under the shade, hair up and away from the back of her neck, sipping on an iced cold drink he got her for agreeing to come out with him. and james comes toddling toward her, chest bare and sweaty, "did you see that, babe? that was sick!" and she nods shortly while the glare on her face softens and she watches him chug some water while struggling to keep talking about the goal he just scored. "you're gonna drown," she deadpans, and he beams.

she asks him if he needs more sunscreen, but she's already reaching for the bottle before he can answer. he doesn't, not since she forced him to put on some more not even 45 minutes ago, but he indulges her anyway and reapplies while she sets back into the natural frown that's become the most endearing thing about her.

and her lovely boyfriend then dips his hands into the cooler and kisses her grumpy face while using his now damp ice cold hands to wet the back of her neck and down her arms. "a little sun won't kill you, y'know? im starting to think you might be a vampire" he drips some cold water down the front of her top and she smacks his hand away. "be honest with me, love. do you glitter in the light?" he laughs when the once softening glare hardens fully again, kissing her nose and then her lips again. "god, you're cute."

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"i love my girlfriend so so much." he nods in a silent confirmation, his oh so serious face almost making you break character too soon. "she's so cute and so so so so perfect and does no wrong. ever." at the last part he cocks a single eyebrow and you bite back a smile, your voice never really reaching the pitch of your boyfriend's who's sat staring back at you completely subdued as you squeeze his cheeks and puppeteer him. he'd been sulking all afternoon and you'd had enough resorting to your trusted geppetto routine, you'd straddle his lap and toy with his handsome face in the intimacy of your home until the tough exterior cracked and he melted into you, it never failed. you lean in, his pretty eyes grow hooded and slightly crossed as they follow yours when you close the distance, with a smile you dig your fingertips into his cheeks making his lips pucker as you squeeze a new sentence out of him in your ridiculous impression of him. "i'm kind of cute too but still light years away from her league." at this you feel the muscles under your fingertips react, a small smile cracking right under your hold. "she's also really funny, makes me laugh even on the days i have a shoe so far up-" his lips find yours and swallow your crude joke while pouring his gentle laughter into your mouth, it's the perfect exchange really.

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Anonymous asked:

Drunk! Peter and he’s all over reader telling her how he wants to marry her and being handsy lol

hi I hope this okay <3

"I like gardenias," Peter declares, drunk as a skunk and climbing all over you.

You're never letting him go out with his friends again, you decide, brushing the hair out of your sloshed boyfriend's eyes. "Me too," you say.

"Yeah?" he looks exceedingly pleased by this, more pleased than he has any reason to be. He smells like wine coolers.

"Sure. They're pretty."

"And lily of the valley," he adds. "Sweatpeas, jasmine. Oh! Astilbe."

"You've lost me," you say.

Peter wrinkles his nose and works his way further still into your lap, hands at your waist. You roll your eyes at his face, tucked against your chest, very obvious in its position.

"That's fair. We'll ditch the astilbe. Astrantia instead?"

"Baby, what is an astrantia?" you ask, fingers in his hair.

Each time you stroke his hair back from his face his eyes close, like a puppy. It's adorable. He might be drunk and a little messy right now, but he's still your boy. You'd die for this idiot.

"A flower?" he asks, squinting up at you. "I'm talking about a bouquet."

"Oh," you say.

You're distracted from asking why he's discussing bouquets with you at 2AM on the living room sofa when you should both be sleeping by his hands catching yours where it cards through his hair.

He sits up to kiss your fingers, your wrist, small pecks that turn open mouthed that turn nibbling, little wet nips running a course to the sleeve of your T-shirt. He grumbles at being stopped short. You're giggling quietly, endeared and adorned by his affections; you feel like the prettiest girl on earth, covered in his tiny kisses.

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Anonymous asked:

Hi! I love your blog so much, and thank you for all the work you put into it! Do you have any prompts where Person A is really experienced in romance and being in a relationship, but Person B is closed off and still learning how to be in love? Where Person A is really patient as they figure the whole thing out? Thank you so much!

creativepromptsforwriting answered:

Hi, thank you for your kind words! I'm so happy you enjoy my blog :)

I have some Romance Dialogue Prompts – Uncomfortable with affection, that you could maybe also use at the beginning of their relationship, when Person B is really unsure about how to accept affection.

And here are some more prompts for you:

Inexperienced with Romance Prompts

"It still feels kind of weird to hold your hand in public. Not that I don't love to hold your hand, but..." "Some people stare, I totally get that. And I would love to just hold your hand in private for now."
"We don't have to jump into it right away. We decide how we want this relationship to be like and we can learn together how we both feel the most comfortable."
"I feel like I have to learn so much and you just already know everything." "Well, I would love to be your teacher."
"There is no blueprint for relationships. Yes, I have more experience in some things people usually do in relationships. But our relationship will be different from every other one and we will figure it out together."
"I don't ever want you to feel uncomfortable with me."
"I waited quite a while till you figured out what a catch I actually am, so I'm more than happy to wait a little longer to go any further."
"Please, don't ever feel pressured by me. I love how we are at the moment and it will only get better, I just know it."

Hope you like them!

- Jana

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Harry Potter Dating Headcannons

GIF by mayyliin

Harry(due to being around Ron too much) has taken to hiding all of his sweeties. He keeps a little box under his bed and every night -without fail- he shares them with you after the lights are out and you sneak into his dorm room(and then his bed…)
You and Harry always hold each others hand( Harry for reassurance and you for the enjoyment.) However, Potter the Great doesn’t like “conventional” hand holding- no, he much prefers holding your pinky with his thumb.(Don’t even ask. I don’t make the rules, I just abide by them.)
Harry stumbling across one of your past photo albums and deciding to make a few of his own.( A mix of muggle and wizarding photos.)
Harry making you a photo album for Valentines and gifting it to you with a crimson blush on his pale cheeks.
You never managing to restrain yourself from lightly tracing his scar- whispering words of safety and love whilst doing so.
Potter tapping you on the shoulder on one side, running to the other side and then giggling when you cuss him out for confusing you.
Putting his cloak on to spy on you and your girlfriends. ESPECIALLY when he sees your ex- someone of the same sex as you.
Harry paying for EVERYTHING even though both you and he know damn well your family is LoAdEd.
Him taking after his father and believing himself more worthy of you than anyone else- the idea of someone different dating you making his blood boil.
You sitting on his lap as he unloads his day and rants to you about unfair treatment and ill supervision.
You sewing your initials into all of his hoodies(with permission), so that you are always with him, and when you steal his jumpers they already belong to you.
Harry’s toxic trait being him making EVERYTHING come full circle back to things/facts about himself.
Potter dedicating his Snitch catches to you, claiming his wins are because of your luck ritual- three kisses on each of his fingers.(That sounds like you have a hand fetish. Istg, you don’t…I think.)
Over the years and months of dating him, you become extremely close to Ron and Hermione. Although, admittedly, you are closer to Ron.
James and Lily shipping from heaven and smacking their foreheads when Harry does stupid shit that gets him in trouble with you.
You helping Remus to make his wolfsbane, insisting it’s not a big deal when he endlessly thanks you.
Harry boasting about every single thing you do well. Literally EVERYTHING to ANYONE who’ll listen.
Loving him with your whole heart even when it puts you in mortal danger. (I almost wrote perilous, lmao.)
Laughing yourselves to DEATH when Rita Skeeter writes and article about the two of you, claiming that you’re a spy from an alien government.)
Inviting him to Y/L/N House for holidays.
Planting vegetables together then holding a Veggie Funeral when the weather rots all the crop.
You snarking about his ‘life threatening idiocy’ whenever you get too tired or delirious.
Sirius treating you like a daughter and insisting you call him Papa Padfoot.
Sirius teasing Harry about you whenever you’re no longer in the room- though, when he’s in a bad mood, he’ll tease the BOTH of you in front of everyone.
Remus calling you “sunshine”.

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Mammon's proposal 💍

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𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐰𝐞𝐬𝐭 | love you

⏤ note: based on this imagine

⏤ pairing: wally west x gn! reader

⏤ warnings: hickeys

⏤ word count: 281

A giggle escapes your lips as you feel your boyfriend’s lips press against your neck. Wally looms over your body, pushing you deeper into the bed. You giggle when he nips at your soft skin, peppering your neck with kisses.

“You know most people moan when they get kissed on their neck, yet you giggle,” Wally murmurs from your neck.

You hum, tangling your fingers in Wally’s red hair. You grip his hair slightly when he begins to bite harder on your neck.

“I can’t help it. It tickles,” you reply quietly, craning your neck to the side to give Wally more room.

“I’m sure it does.” He smiles against your neck, continuing to plant kisses.

Suppressing a laugh, you watch Wally from the corner of your eye as he moves up and down your neck, littering love bites that will most likely bruise tomorrow. You release a giggle at the ticklish sensation once more.

He chuckles. “You’re still giggling.”

You tug his face away and look at him with an eyebrow raised.

“Is that a problem?” you question.

“No, no!” The urgency in Wally’s voice is definitely notable. “Your perfect baby!” he quickly explains.

“I know.” You thread your fingers through his hair before moving them to cup his cheeks. “Wally?”

“Yes, babe?”

You draw his face downwards, placing a peck on the corner of his mouth before pulling away.

“I love you,” you whisper, staring at your boyfriend in admiration.

Wally smiles down at you. “I love you too.”

You motion for him to continue his soft kisses, and he does. The ginger’s mouth meets your neck, attacking you once more to show how much he loves you.

© psychostxr — all rights reserved. please do not repost, copy, translate, or claim any of my works as your own.

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cipheress-to-k-pop

anyone please ask your crush out like this

The thrilling answer

no they need to kiss out behind the school!!!!

oops my hand slipped

nexttttt pleaseee :D

Come on guys add on to this tumblr needs this to be a comic series

I was asked for doing this, so I did

BAM!

I’m out of ideas! XD

next?

THIS IS TOO CUTE I CAN’T LEAVE IT ALONE I’M SORRY

OHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD!!!!!!!

LOOOK ATT THIIIIS!!!!

LOOOOK ATTT THIIIISS!!!!

80

NEEEXT!!!!!

IT HAD TO BE DONE:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*O*

OH MY GOOD!!!!!

ThAT’S IT!!!!

#0o0#

so yeah

I LOVE THIS

REBLOGGED THIS TWICE

I have a need…..I must add to this…

still waiting for the smut

C’mon guys… it needs some smut

THIS NEEDS TO CONTINUE

SOMEONE PLEASE CONTINUE IT

Not so perfect but still perfect first date

HOLY SHIT I LOVE THIS WITH MY ENTIRE HEART

O HECk IT GOT bETtEr

OMG, THIS IS PERFECT 💖

notes/letters=the most intimate gesture!

THERES MORE

I reblogged this like a year and a half ago and IT CONTINUES!?

ITS BACK OMG

monstersofmemory

Omg it’s here!

THIS CUTE I WANNA CONTINUE IT

Ok I tried because this is so cute

multifandom-hoes

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDFFDFF

IT GOT EVEN BETTER OMG

This has to be the most adorable thing I’ve seen today.

This gave me so many happy and cute feels

every time this circles back there’s always more, I love you all

tree-of-blue-squirrel

this warms my heart on so many levels <3

ITS BACK

I’m just sitting here

Hitting my knee

Squealing and smiling omfg

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

hey remember that time tumblr wrote an. entire. gay webcomic.

This just goes to show that we can all do great things if we collaborate and accept each other.

morning-star-sempai

AAAAAAHH ITS BACK

THIS IS SOOOOO ADORABLE ♡♡♡♡♡♡

Only because it’s fucking cute!!!

This is so beautiful ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

twiglightdragon

Let it continue!!! Here’s my addiction If the text is to small: Happy birthday!!! ……….. I’ll see you later today? If you want…. I have something Important to ask you,,,, >.> <.< ^_^;; ^///////^

Keepin it rollin!

My contribution to this adorable story ^^

Can I request naming the big guy Damian and the little one Ollie?

Plot twist. I kinda want the big one to be Ollie and the little guy Damian.

Double plot twist: same

i added sum more–

mysteriouslyswimmingfan-blo-blog

This is my favorite.

B E A U T I F U L

The last hand kiss got me…..oh wow.

IT’S B A C K

i love this so much

HI YES THIS IS MY CONTRIBUTION

It got so much better than the last time i saw it!!❤❤❤

scorching-scotch

LAST I WAS HER ETHERE WAS A DIFFERENTS TORY ITS BRANCHING AND I COULD NOT BE HAPPIER

This fucking comic had been added to over the course of six years. That’s insane, it’s beautiful. It’s inspiring, all these people from different places at different times some have moved on other still here it’s wild.

oh my hecc i love it

YES THERES MORE

e-of-west-glendia

I will always reblog this

mooncat457writing

I can’t. Too cute. This gave me too many feels at 2:30 in the morning. I need more but I can’t draw.

@hellcattriesagain???

Hi yall, I sent our good good boys to the dance <3

It’s back holy shit, also! The queen, I’m assuming, has a girlfriend!!! Mlm and wlw solidarity!

YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!!! THERE’S MOOORRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Gets better everytime it appears on my dash

This is ADORABLE!!!!

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER

I ship this with my life! ❤️❤️❤️

sunshinediangelo

Omg this is CUTE.

My life is complete now

I was literally awwwing my way thru the whole thing :D

I love this with every cell in my body! THIS IS THE CUTEST SHIT EVER! AND ALSO I LOVE THE DIFFERENT ART STYLES LIKE EFFJHHDFHJDGJHDH

👀 👀 i’m bringing in the lesbians

OMG OMG OMG OMG YOU BROUGHT THIS BACK AAAAAAAA

superduckbatrebel

I found the blessed post

It’s had additions since I last saw it! 😄

Long post but SO worth it!

Here! I added on! <3

the-only-useful-lesbian

My phone crashed twice while trying to reblog

i stg i’m going to learn to draw just so i can add onto this

@letsjustdieeveryone

ITS BACK AND ITS EVEN BETTER OMMG

AHHH THERES MORE??!!

Broooo, not to be yearny on main but like, I just want a sweet romance like this broooo

wolfish-trickster

Always reblog

double date

uselesslesbianfr

THEY HAD A DOUBLE DATE OH MY GODDDD

foreverfangirlalways

hope in humanity is restored

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