It’s been 10 years and he still doesn’t care

YOU        CHOICE THE GOOSE

My boyfriend just woke up, mostly still asleep and told me “don’t worry, it’s getting better” in a heavy, American accent, which is unusual for an Australian man.

“Why are you American?” I asked, to which I got:

“Sorry, it’s getting better” in a stereotypical posh English accent.

“Why are you English?” I asked, amused.

“What is he normally?” He managed to ask.

“He? You’re not anyone else, you’re you.”

“Ugh, me” was the last thing he said, in a right proper Aussie accent before he fell back into proper sleep.

Bitch just thwarted a ghost possession by judging his accents

My boyfriend would be gettin’ hit with the baseball bat beside our bed if he ever woke up and said, “What is he normally?” about himself.

Then you would NOT have liked the time he pointed to a corner of our room while he was sleeping and said “they share a dimension with Earth and they take cats to eat them”.

I absolutely do not like that.

I love people who talk in their sleep.

hmmm

*wakes up* what the fuck

“He’s taking a criminology course. When he got back we jokingly pointed it out to him and he got bright red when he realized the page he left it on.” - mcdngr

if you go to the tour remember to cherish the moment when dan and phil first walk out and take your breath away bc they’re actually real and they’re right there!! bc in that moment you’re feeling a similar way that they did back in october 2009

What really happened

My heart skipped a beat at this one

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My grades are telling me to be a trophy wife, but my looks are telling me to study harder.

you: it’s november 1st

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