I can’t fix him but I could fuck him.
Zendaya as Tashi Duncan Challengers (2023) dir. Luca Guadagnino
Martin Scorsese watching Eminem perform at the 92nd Academy Awards vs Ryan Gosling at the 96th Academy Awards
he felt the kenergy 💯
i am throwing up at the sight of seeing Eddie’s grave with someone vandalizing it with the word ‘burn’
i cannot express how physically nauseous this has made me goodbye
EDIT: wait could this possibly be a scene in which Vecna is talking to Dustin through his trauma of Eddie dying?? !!! ???
They're undoubtedly brothers <3
#valid reasons why i think eddie and argyle would’ve made perfect friends
@reidsbtch @jamdoughnutmagician @trashmouth-richie @rebelfell WE COULD HAVE HAD IT ALL
@reysorigins 😭😭 WE WERE CHEATED!
annabeth trying to dismantle a GOD's unbeatable machine because her fatal flaw is hubris and percy just knowing he was going to sit on the machine because his fatal flaw is loyalty THIS FUCKING WRITERS ROOM PLEASE SPARE ME
watching the percy jackson show be like
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
not even risking that shit
scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button.
- She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
- Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
- I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.
Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.
who the fuck is Madame Zeroni
Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is
☝🏾😂
Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button
Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her
idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her
^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!
Because wise, I am.
Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys
Oh I’m not risking it! I’ve seen Holes and know the risks!
Keep those yellow spotted lizards away from me!!!
Don’t know who this girl is. Don’t care. I’ma reblog this before something bad happens
I love myself and my family way too much for me to just scroll past this
OOHHHHH THAT LADY ALR
I’m not sure who this is but I’m also kinda scared so reblogging to not fail my 2 exams
no one speak to me .
The Percy Jackson renaissance and The Hunger Games renaissance happening in the same year is something so special to me
blue beetle (2023) has what i can only describe as sharkboy & lavagirl swag if you’re wondering. it knows perfectly well that the sci-fi visual elements are hard to suspend disbelief on, so it embraces that fact with a rainbow of color gels, pearlescent luster finishes and blue lightning. it’s not “believable” by like, mcu standards, and it’s not trying to be, it embraces camp with open arms and looks so much better than if they’d tried to play it off straight.
the get down (2016) // the raven king - maggie stiefvater
Blue Beetle has one of THE most realistic Mexican families I've seen on film or TV. Fucking take notes, Primos!
The whole family chanting "open the box"???
The good Spanish???
The soundtrack???
The Vic Vaporub???
anyone who says the blue beetle movie is a basic origin story is lying to you. in a normal superhero movie they get at least a day or two of fun hijinks—sticky fingers, zappy powers, quippy one liners—meanwhile jaime reyes over here is speedrunning the worst 48 hours i’ve ever seen anybody experience.
this coffee tastes like i can still have a beautiful life