He was shook
The younger one is definitely having a “wtf, did you see that?!” reaction
@andys-not-a-dad / andys-not-a-dad.tumblr.com
He was shook
The younger one is definitely having a “wtf, did you see that?!” reaction
imagine with me for a moment that they swapped the achievement title with the actual achievement name (in english at least) and all our dreams came true
Searing smite
kid in the library just said "a VILLAIN who lives in the MOON is after us" so keep an eye out for that today guys
"I'm going to play Dark Urge, I'm going to play a Drow, I'm going to play a Half Elf Cleric of Selune-" No. I grow tired of filling Faerun with hotties and encouraging my party's fatherless behavior.
To remedy this I have made Your Dad, the ultimate 1:1 replica of the average New Jersey father to save the realm and put a stop to my party's sad, horny business.
And before you can even ask "oh what is the Guardian Your Mom or something" of fucking course she is you fool
Another new iconic headline from her
People should use this text embellishment more
Please reblog, I’m trying to make up a god
Session notes...getting ready for the boss fight prt.2
I have to say that “warm gentle glow emanating from the shell of a turtle” is without a doubt my favorite genre of lamp
a "pretty boy" has been found sniffling and whimpering in the wilderness
BLACKADDER + iconic quotes
1983 - 1989, BBC, created and written by: Richard Curtis, Ben Elton & Rowan Atkinson, with: Rowan Atkinson, Hugh Laurie, Miranda Richardson, Stephen Fry, Tony Robinson and Tim McInnerny.
LESSON 1: madame president
Legend has it she still flops around ireland👀
Happy St. Patrick’s Day to our favorite Irish pug