The man, the myth, the legend sanada akihiko is a genius. He’s a genius and a kind, loving, STRONG soul. And at the moment, he’s hiding under the SEES dorm’s communal dining table.
now, you’re probably wondering how he got into this situation. the answer simple as basic algebra: blender plus meat equals trouble; equals a still running appliance and chunks of ‘the good stuff’ still raining down in the kitchen. and before the man, the myth, etcetera can clean up after himself, shinji returns home.
‘stay cool, sanada, play it chill and don’t blow your cover,’ he thinks, blowing it immediately with a startled “WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!?” and a high enough jolt to hit his head on the bottom of the table.