I finally had the privilege of arting for @deancaspinefest! I loved drawing for @fallenangelandpie's canon-divergent fic Djinn and Tonic, which is full of post-15x18 Dean pining (mmm yes my favorite kind of pain). It also deploys one of my favorite devices from the show, djinn-induced dream worlds, as a pathway from self-destruction to self-acceptance. And also kissing. I loved getting to play with visual distortions, divergent styles, and surreal image elements, and it was an even bigger bonus to include a nonbinary hunter character. I hope y'all enjoy the story as much as I did!
This was an angsty little purgatory doodle that got out of hand, but all I’m saying is Cajun Benny would have some killer barbecue sauce
(Don’t repost)
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*full body snerk*
In a wanton display of extra-ness I have recreated the Rowena concert poster which plays a minor, but I would argue pivotal, cockblocking role in my recent Rock Star!Dean Destiel AU, Everybody's Got A Hungry Heart (original post with the fic) Can't you almost smell the musky branded incense at the merch table? Can't you almost visualize the extremely tiny pants worn by her cadre of backup dancers, all of whom appear to be dating each other? Imagine the mid-song costume changes. The special insurance necessary to cover all the fog machines. The sparkly purple grand piano with a velvet chaise longue installed on top which she likes to heavily imply was a gift from Prince. 2015 was a hell of a year. And, as an extra-extra bonus, here is a photorealistic recreation of Dean's response to seeing it
You may continue about your business now, thank you
Everybody's Got A Hungry Heart
Everybody's Got A Hungry Heart Dean Winchester/Castiel Rated T (mostly for swears) Wordcount: 18k, complete for @pimentogirl
Summary: A second-generation rock star struggling with creative burnout, Dean is willing to try just about anything to get his mojo back. Even hiring a weirdo mysterious journeyman music producer recommended by his brother's witchy folk idol ex.
Tags: Alternate Universe- No Supernatural, Alternate Universe - Show business, Rock Star Dean Winchester, Music Producer Castiel, Fluff and Mild Angst, Slow Burn, Explicit Shostakovich Content, Dean Winchester POV.
Excerpt:
Dean is jumpy as shit. Why one (possibly Icelandic?) beep-boop specialist has him on edge while Mick Jagger’s own vocal coach barely got his heart rate over 55bpm is a goddamn mystery. Maybe it’s the harp solos from that sample track; maybe Dean’s nervous that this is his last shot, and if this guy can’t save Dean from filling out the back end of his contract with “Best Of” and “Live In Concert” compilations, he might as well walk into the fucking sea.
anyways, stream 50 Ways to Lose Your Lover by @pallasperilous (aka the first fix-it fic that made me laugh instead of cry, much needed at the time)
for @dadstiel and @hellodean’s fic celebration weekend
MY PURPOSE FULFILLED!!!!
Happy November 5th! Happy Despair/The Truth Day! Happy one year anniversary to the episode that shattered my brain into a bunch of tiny pieces. I cannot BELIEVE it’s been a year already. Everyone have fun today!
This comic is included in my big 2021 comics collection, linked below.
You're a goddamn menace
Happy Destiel Day to all! I made a special mooshy banner for the Profound Bond Server. :3
Funny Bone [podfic]
Written by @pallasperilous
Read by NerdyNerdenstein
Summary:
[podfic version]
It wasn’t even a particularly creepy skeleton; it was in kind of a “just chillin’” pose on the floor. One ankle was still locked up in a heavy iron cuff, at the end of a short chain leading back to the wall. Snoresville, as dead stuff goes; Dean’s seen worse at Disneyland.
It was the skeleton’s comment about Dean’s ass that really livened things up.
AAAAAAAAH baby’s first podfic! I have been blessed by Dusty! 😭
This one-shot crackfic was written on a dare and so it includes some of the most nutball Dean POV lines I’ve ever had the poor taste to write down, and Dusty absolutely slays em all!
Where did the Chrysler Building comparison come from anyway? Does Cas inherently know all measurments on Earth and beyond or did he stand next to it once to see who’ s taller
OMG, this made me snort-laugh so hard!
Now I’m imagining this badass many-faced creature with giant inhuman limbs next to a sky-skraper, biting on his tongue, while using his very strangely proportioned hand to measure who’s taller
Can someone with drawing skills please please please give us this image!
*slides art*
wait wait wait wait wait
this means cas is shorter than burj khalifa
somebody draw cas squinting up at this building that’s 400-500 metres taller than him
(done it)
Meanwhile, Gabriel:
the world if castiel wore sunglasses
he ain’t bying any of winchesters’ shit
the king of disguise
So when his eyes are glowing with grace it's just barely visible behind the glasses
Subtle, like a shadow of his wings
@edgyteenberg like this?
Okay but what about those goofy transition lenses. What if Jimmy wore those ultimate in Dorky Dad Glasses and Castiel just never got around to taking them off.
When you're goofin' around on the ole Discord about how Chuck kept writing Supernatural novels and leaking them online after he went AWOL, and then it turns into what the fan ebooks/printed/bound volumes would look like, and then you just have to commit a Crime Props to @kweh-not-wark and @jeanne-de-valois for the stock photo suggestion and the bullying, respectively ETA: the "Explicit Destiel" version cover
There's a lot of controversy in the fandom about which version is the "real" one. What REALLY happened in Chapter 7??? If the Destiel version is fake, then why does the page count suddenly jump five pages in the non-Destiel version?? Becky's paying off her student loans early either way
CAS (mournfully gazing at Dean): this can never be
DEAN: dude we've been married for ten years CAS: an impossible love DEAN: we're literally eating a slice of frozen decade-old cake from the wedding CAS: forever alone DEAN: I'm sitting in your lap Meanwhile, @jeanne-de-valois:
CAS: Dean, I would like to have sex with you, but for plot reasons, I have to be in my true angel form. Turn around DEAN: oh wow uh okay CAS: B̶̡̧̧́E̵̬͕̩͎͈̐ͅH̷͎̖͠Ö̴͍̪̗̖̅̈́̀̂͐L̵̨͕̖̘̈́̊͂̀̄̔D̴̡̈̈̽ – I mean you can look now *it totally just looks like normal!Castiel but his shirt’s off so his dreamy anime wingies can flap free* DEAN: haha WHEW hot damn dude, you really had me worried for a sec there CAS: what do u mean
DEAN: idk that there would be like wheels of unquenchable fire and four different heads and like a thousand eyeballs and shit, haha yikes am I right CAS (carefully zipping his fly back up): y...yes, haha, imagine
Our Angel of Sorrows (Goodbye Stranger)
Rest of the comic below the cut! CW for canon-appropriate violence and the plagues of Egypt
Always. Reblog. Hot. Naomi.
The Angel Receiving His Orders
YES this is Lazarus-Rising-based illuminated-medieval-manuscript-themed fanart of cas getting his orders to grip dean tight and raise him from perdition NO i dont know why….enjoy
OP I’m very concerned that either my subconscious mind somehow commissioned you through the collective Jungian dream wavelengths, or this is the first part of a very cleverly constructed Me Trap