Avatar

Pallas Perilous

@pallasperilous / pallasperilous.tumblr.com

Destiel trash SPN nonsense from your friendly neighborhood queer vampire cartoonist. AO3: PallasPerilous || Twitter: @dmeconis || Art Tag || Fic Tag
Avatar

I finally had the privilege of arting for @deancaspinefest! I loved drawing for @fallenangelandpie's canon-divergent fic Djinn and Tonic, which is full of post-15x18 Dean pining (mmm yes my favorite kind of pain). It also deploys one of my favorite devices from the show, djinn-induced dream worlds, as a pathway from self-destruction to self-acceptance. And also kissing. I loved getting to play with visual distortions, divergent styles, and surreal image elements, and it was an even bigger bonus to include a nonbinary hunter character. I hope y'all enjoy the story as much as I did!

Avatar

In a wanton display of extra-ness I have recreated the Rowena concert poster which plays a minor, but I would argue pivotal, cockblocking role in my recent Rock Star!Dean Destiel AU, Everybody's Got A Hungry Heart (original post with the fic) Can't you almost smell the musky branded incense at the merch table? Can't you almost visualize the extremely tiny pants worn by her cadre of backup dancers, all of whom appear to be dating each other? Imagine the mid-song costume changes. The special insurance necessary to cover all the fog machines. The sparkly purple grand piano with a velvet chaise longue installed on top which she likes to heavily imply was a gift from Prince. 2015 was a hell of a year. And, as an extra-extra bonus, here is a photorealistic recreation of Dean's response to seeing it

You may continue about your business now, thank you

Avatar

Everybody's Got A Hungry Heart

Everybody's Got A Hungry Heart Dean Winchester/Castiel Rated T (mostly for swears) Wordcount: 18k, complete for @pimentogirl

Summary: A second-generation rock star struggling with creative burnout, Dean is willing to try just about anything to get his mojo back. Even hiring a weirdo mysterious journeyman music producer recommended by his brother's witchy folk idol ex.

Tags: Alternate Universe- No Supernatural, Alternate Universe - Show business, Rock Star Dean Winchester, Music Producer Castiel, Fluff and Mild Angst, Slow Burn, Explicit Shostakovich Content, Dean Winchester POV.

Excerpt:

Dean is jumpy as shit. Why one (possibly Icelandic?) beep-boop specialist has him on edge while Mick Jagger’s own vocal coach barely got his heart rate over 55bpm is a goddamn mystery. Maybe it’s the harp solos from that sample track; maybe Dean’s nervous that this is his last shot, and if this guy can’t save Dean from filling out the back end of his contract with “Best Of” and “Live In Concert” compilations, he might as well walk into the fucking sea.

Avatar
reblogged
Avatar
dustyl

Funny Bone [podfic]

Written by @pallasperilous

Read by NerdyNerdenstein

Summary:

[podfic version]

It wasn’t even a particularly creepy skeleton; it was in kind of a “just chillin’” pose on the floor. One ankle was still locked up in a heavy iron cuff, at the end of a short chain leading back to the wall. Snoresville, as dead stuff goes; Dean’s seen worse at Disneyland.

It was the skeleton’s comment about Dean’s ass that really livened things up.

AAAAAAAAH baby’s first podfic! I have been blessed by Dusty! 😭

This one-shot crackfic was written on a dare and so it includes some of the most nutball Dean POV lines I’ve ever had the poor taste to write down, and Dusty absolutely slays em all!

Avatar
Avatar
helianthus21

Where did the Chrysler Building comparison come from anyway? Does Cas inherently know all measurments on Earth and beyond or did he stand next to it once to see who’ s taller

Avatar
cas-essence

OMG, this made me snort-laugh so hard!

Now I’m imagining this badass many-faced creature with giant inhuman limbs next to a sky-skraper, biting on his tongue, while using his very strangely proportioned hand to measure who’s taller

Can someone with drawing skills please please please give us this image!

Avatar
iamjustgod

*slides art*

wait wait wait wait wait

this means cas is shorter than burj khalifa

somebody draw cas squinting up at this building that’s 400-500 metres taller than him

(done it)

Meanwhile, Gabriel:

Avatar
Avatar
sinnabonka

the world if castiel wore sunglasses

he ain’t bying any of winchesters’ shit

the king of disguise

Avatar
edgyteenberg

So when his eyes are glowing with grace it's just barely visible behind the glasses

Subtle, like a shadow of his wings

Okay but what about those goofy transition lenses. What if Jimmy wore those ultimate in Dorky Dad Glasses and Castiel just never got around to taking them off.

Avatar

When you're goofin' around on the ole Discord about how Chuck kept writing Supernatural novels and leaking them online after he went AWOL, and then it turns into what the fan ebooks/printed/bound volumes would look like, and then you just have to commit a Crime Props to @kweh-not-wark and @jeanne-de-valois for the stock photo suggestion and the bullying, respectively ETA: the "Explicit Destiel" version cover

There's a lot of controversy in the fandom about which version is the "real" one. What REALLY happened in Chapter 7??? If the Destiel version is fake, then why does the page count suddenly jump five pages in the non-Destiel version?? Becky's paying off her student loans early either way

Avatar

CAS: Dean, I would like to have sex with you, but for plot reasons, I have to be in my true angel form. Turn around DEAN: oh wow uh okay CAS: B̶̡̧̧́E̵̬͕̩͎͈̐ͅH̷͎̖͠Ö̴͍̪̗̖̅̈́̀̂͐L̵̨͕̖̘̈́̊͂̀̄̔D̴̡̈̈̽ – I mean you can look now *it totally just looks like normal!Castiel but his shirt’s off so his dreamy anime wingies can flap free* DEAN: haha WHEW hot damn dude, you really had me worried for a sec there CAS: what do u mean

DEAN: idk that there would be like wheels of unquenchable fire and four different heads and like a thousand eyeballs and shit, haha yikes am I right CAS (carefully zipping his fly back up): y...yes, haha, imagine

Avatar
reblogged
Avatar
kayvsworld
The Angel Receiving His Orders

YES this is Lazarus-Rising-based illuminated-medieval-manuscript-themed fanart of cas getting his orders to grip dean tight and raise him from perdition NO i dont know why….enjoy

OP I’m very concerned that either my subconscious mind somehow commissioned you through the collective Jungian dream wavelengths, or this is the first part of a very cleverly constructed Me Trap

You are using an unsupported browser and things might not work as intended. Please make sure you're using the latest version of Chrome, Firefox, Safari, or Edge.