girlhood is touching your necklace whenever you feel nervous
me when im absolutely not corrupted by the amulet
Made the worst brownies ever created just now
Chat where did I go wrong
the reviews are in
one time my friend had surgery on her hip/knee and we went to visit her in the hospital and she was like “hey guys, check out what i have! it’s this cool button that, when I press it, it gives me more morphine!” and sure enough she had a little tube with one end attached to her IV or whatever and one end with a button on it, and every time she pushed the button it gave her morphine
and she just kept pressing it and pressing it and giggling and getting loopier and loopier, so we went to ask a nurse if that was OK or if she was just going to overdose herself
and the nurse said that the morphine button is on a self timer limit and she had already maxed it out and won’t be able to get more for a few more hours, but she can just press the button as many times as she wants and thanks to her already being on the max dose of morphine she was just placebo effect-ing herself into the fucking stratosphere
it was a great image, my friend over there high as balls like I HAVE UNLIMITED MORPHINE POWER!!!! *press press press press* and the nurse like “nah that button isn’t doing shit but she’s having fun”
i am so unsatisfied with my life. *logs on to tumblr dot com to reblog posts for 16 hours*
being obsessed w a piece of media is so scary. what if my mutuals see how insane i go about it and think oh i gotta check out what this is about and then think it sucks and kill me with rocks. what if they hate my favorite characters
Fatui Coat Scaramouche, how silly you are
At long last we got to see Scaramouche and Signora in their fatui coats, thank you hoyo TAT
Tiny little kitty just wants to relax! Very sweet! Not a good look in this economy however! Only $1.44 for this snoozer!
Happy 4/20
It's been like two hours I don't feel a fuckin thang
hehehehe I'm smiling forever holy fuck :D
I FELL TO THE PHAROAHS CURSE
it's so fucking Joever for my white ass everything feels like a PS2 cutscene
happy 4/20
ok what's up with the men in honkai star rail. why are they so breedable
you’re going to love again, find a job again, create art again, do what you love again, feel powerful again. you’re going to be back on track. i don’t know when, but you are going to feel like yourself again, eventually. this isn’t the end. hang in there.
I see you
its like you dont even want to sell your life to a corporation
I think the hot new trends for this summer should be reading comprehension and critical thinking skills
It's cute how Sonic is always happy to see Shadow
You can't tell me he doesn't like being around him.