confused garfunkle groupie

Drinking wine is literally so embarrassing! "omg I had a glass of grape juice and now I want to post pictures of my boobs online!!" I need to be restrained

calvins dad to watch out for

not a post you should be understanding.

me at the job i begged god for

ask game: send me a 🎶 and i'll give you 1 (or more!!) songs that remind me of you

If there's one thing The Beef trending (and just a long time spent in music communities) has taught me it's that people really do need to broaden their horizons on the kinda music they listen to, in regards to black music.

The sheer amount of people I've seen go "is all rap like this" or "I don't like rap but..." is killing me. What exactly did you think rap was about before this? Quick, give me a reason that won't expose your racial bias.

Before this I've gotten so used to seeing posts that basically look like "I love all music except blues/soul/gospel/hip hop/jazz". Basically just anything that isn't a white dominated genre.

You'll shit on an entire genre built on generations worth of history and culture (that you have never listened to btw) and then have the audacity to act surprised that it's not what the media has convinced you it is?

You've never taken the time to have an idea what it's about and you still want to give your uneducated two cents about it???

costco should sell weed i want to smoke kirkland signature strain

hey guys what should i do with my one wild and beautiful life

wow this is too intimate to share with my close friends or family let me put this on my tumblr blog for hundreds of strangers to see

The wise man, when caught naked in public, covers not his junk but his face.

I don’t really Go Here but u can always rely on this man to read a right wing politician’s outfit for filth

I mean. Just devastating 😭

This man has LETHAL comebacks. Idiots keep trying to get one over on him and he has never missed

Actually no I'm double reblogging this I found the one where he *calls a guy's tailor* to confirm his suit isn't actually bespoke

You cannot win in his arena. This isn't "if you come at the king you better not miss" this is "don't fight a shark in the water"

Fujoshi wife fills her house with chintz knowingly

made some bumper stickers 👍