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hi so basically i've fallen into salmonmac hell and have sucked up every ounce of content like an ameoba. finished hit the road recently and i like their wedding outfits from the dress up minigame a normal amount
They're here to maim crooks!!
Been on a bit of a Sam and Max kick again lately, god I forgot how much I loved these two
How not to cross a road:
How to cross a road like a normal person:
How to cross a road like you own the street (do not try to repeat it):
Ghosts Dynamics: Jay Arondekar & Pete Martino
“Also, please tell Jay I love him, and that Mark sucks and he shouldn’t be friends with him anymore.”
The Ant Club | Trevor’s Body
Hetty Woodstone in Weekend from Hell
ISAAC & NIGEL (+ PETE): 2x18 - ALBERTA’S DESCENDANT Bonus:
This looks like a fucking parody post, or an edgy edit, but it’s 100% official real Flintstones.
Clarification: I don’t hate this book, I love it, it’s amazing. It’s just that taking a step back and looking it out of context is still really funny. Especially the line “We participated in a genocide, Barney.”
ok but imagine them in their cartoon forms saying this dialogue i’m
can we have some context to this, perhaps?
Bedrock is having a mayoral election. One of the candidates is a violent war mongering asshole that riles people up against the lizard people. This reminds Fred and Barney of their time in the army.
Back then the father of said violent candidate was riling people up against the “tree people”. Fred, Barney, and other soldiers fought what they believed to be a defensive measure against the tree people. Turns out, it was actually an invasion, in order to kill off the tree people and take over their forest to build Bedrock.
That’s what Fred means when he says he and Barney participated in a genocide. They literally did.
(Extra fun fact, Barney adopted a tree person baby after the war, and his son Bamm-Bamm is the last tree person.)
just fucking read it
There are a lot of interesting things about this post but the AK-47 shaped spear is what really got me
This is just as wild with the context
Some of my favorite moments in the series
From the foreword to 2021 print of the comic.
bluey┆3x04, promises
Einar from Palia! Hes Just a gentle giant with the voice of a Greek god 🛐
Don't take it so personally, Garak. It's strictly a matter of mathematics. STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE - 6.01 A TIME TO STAND
The Cybermen are scariest when they're not indestructible, shiny robots. The Mondasian Cyberman gets the body horror right. They look like humans who've been chopped up, sewn back together, and poorly stuffed into this suit. And the fact that they look so frail and can be damaged, but still don't react to pain is horrifying. I love that. Less robot, more zombie
DR. TEETH AND THE ELECTRIC MAYHEM + FIRSTS
