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darth maul raised for one reason went from breeding stock to attack dog then had every single thing taken from him in a single moment by one man he dedicated his entire waking thought to for the rest of his life. i just think he could do numbers on here if you all understood

he also had a gay earring

LISA FRANKENSTEIN 2024 — dir. Zelda Williams

LISA FRANKENSTEIN

2024

— dir. Zelda Williams

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

A movie so good that the title will ping the haiku bot again

lisa frankenstein

Can we talk about how fundamentally nice of a man the Frankenstein creature is? Lisa Swallows has this realization - you had a whole life - which she clearly hasn't thought about until just now, and he doesn't preen about it or goes aw shucks or whatever. He just says she has one too.

Despite the fact that Creature wasn't familiar with 80s clothes or styles, he managed to make Lisa the most girlboss slay outfits out of what he could find in her closet and if that isn't the ideal relationship I don't know what is.

i have never found cole sprouse remotely attractive in my entire life but seeing him as a mute, ambiguously trans, victorian, undead romantic caked in dirt and worms permanently altered my brain chemistry.

i keep thinking abt in lisa frankenstein when she says “u like cool movies and music and stuff, but ONLY for u. u want to be the smart one who likes cool stuff and u don’t want u girlfriend to like cool stuff. do u know how uncool that is ??!!??” which i could talk abt for hrs but i’ll just say she put a lotttttta lame ass men in their place w that

I love the fact that in Lisa Frankenstein the creature's only words that are actually his own during that entire movie is that inscription on Lisa's grave saying beloved wife.

He can't speak until the last scene and even then he is using someone else's words to express himself by reciting the poem to Mary by Percy Shelley.

love how The Creature killed a homophobic old man, stole his ‘fit, drove his situationship to her crush’s house, murdered said crush and stole his dick in the span of like. 30 minutes. MAYBE an hour at most. king of time management 🩷

the boy frankenstein realizing that his ladylove is a stone cold killer who doesn't feel at all bad about killing two people in the space of a few days and deciding to cope with it by taking a big breath is SENDING ME.

wow I can't believe they made cole sprouse transgender and gave him bottom surgery via murder and a tanning bed, glad to have my opinions agreed with on this one (that frankenstein's creation has always been trans)

Something something Lisa being forced to move away from her home town and her mothers grave and expected to move on too fast and feeling like everyone forgot/replaced her mom so she finds comfort in a cemetery and a forgotten grave

Do you ship it?

is it gay to be enemies

Can't believe "don't ship it" is winning when the clone wars TV series gave us the most deranged psychosexual drama between these two

Yeah quiet quitting is great and all but have you tried chaotic working?

Like. I remember back in my grocery store cashier days I did so much crazy shit.

When WIC (Women, infants, and children voucher program to help low income mothers/families with children) people were in my line I would pretty much know who they were. Before the cards they had to tell us upfront they were WIC and show us their vouchers for what they were allowed to get (it was awful some times. Like. 2 gallons of milk. $4 worth of vegetables etc etc). They’d always have items hanging back, waiting to see what the total was and if they would have to take it off the belt.

I began to place the fruits/vegetables a certain way on the register scale so that like 1/2lbs of grapes read as like .28lbs or something. Then act shocked when I said that they still had X amount of lbs left. They got all their fruit and vegetables.

I think it started to kinda? Catch on to the women? Because I would have the same moms in my line month after month. And even after they switched to the cards (they worked like food stamp cards?) I’d still do the same thing. They were able to get more produce for whatever shitty max amount Indiana gave them.

Anyways. Be chaotic. It’s more fun that way.

The last poll let us know that, without post-Hand Creature in the way, Wedding Night Creature reigns supreme.

But how does he do directly against Post-Hand Creature? Which one is the hottest?