I’m gonna look too big. Massive chest and tri bulking workout with Natasha Aughey

ATTENTION PETSMART CUSTOMERS WILL THE PERSON WHO'S BEEN SHAVING THEIR BALLS IN THE MENS BATHROOM PLEASE COLLECT THEIR TRIMMINGS AT REGISTER ONE

@heckayeah​ i regretfully inform you this happened today

why didn't he just go to the groomer

TUTORIAL: 

hello 911? i’ve been attacked

Splatoon lobby

HOW can you not show the picture of abby

I love observing peoples behavior. why do you act like that lmao

I love solitude and not having to perform

in case anyone was wondering what’s happening on twitter dream the minecraft guy is getting into a flame war with the kid who voice acted gumball because gumball said his merch looks like shit

gumball wasn’t lying btw

social media is just oscillating between “cringe culture is dead! enjoy your interests without shame!” and “we should bring back bullying and social ostricization” every couple of months

heavy is the head that wears the clown wig

@wooloouigi you

bitch i-

I am READY for PowerPoint night

let me know what I’m missing lmao. Based on several great posts (x) (x) 

imagine you woke up tomorrow and video games had…. disappeared……

no……just thinking about it makes me….oooouuhh……….hoo boy…that ones gonna sting in the mornin

I love having interests that I would never ever recommend to any of my friends ever

u all want a catgirl gf until she tries to eat your goldfish

fake

bakugo. dont say that.

I think the key to a happy life as an adult woman is to channel your inner weird little girl and make her happy

I know that “ACAB” is an acronym for All Cops Are Bastards but every time I see it I still think Assigned Cop At Birth

“Sir… Ma’am… it’s a cop.”

“No!! Surely there’s a mistake!”