official chris pine

Do not obey in advance.

Keep hating It's working

really good tiktok

it’s 2028. trump is dead. elon is dead. zuckerberg is dead bezos is dead they’re all dead

Like to charge reblog to cast

I love that this post is from chrispineofficial, because it makes me feel like he's going to do it personally, in some kind of black widow scheme.

dude. be cool

i plan for this to be a multi-part poll so if you pick “it’s complicated” you will have opportunities to vote for more specific options (obviously i can’t stop people from voting however whenever but i’m just gonna assume everyone will be very cool and chill about this absolutely pointless but fun thought experiment)

i am so fucking annoyed i did not make this a weeklong poll. anyway reblog to save a life ✌️😎

i plan for this to be a multi-part poll so if you pick “it’s complicated” you will have opportunities to vote for more specific options (obviously i can’t stop people from voting however whenever but i’m just gonna assume everyone will be very cool and chill about this absolutely pointless but fun thought experiment)

i am so fucking annoyed i did not make this a weeklong poll. anyway reblog to save a life ✌️😎

watching that Adolescence miniseries i kept hearing about and it’s fucking wild actually

what did i just watch lmao

to be fair the main guy was pretty hot. not the murder tween but the lead detective in case that wasn’t clear

i plan for this to be a multi-part poll so if you pick “it’s complicated” you will have opportunities to vote for more specific options (obviously i can’t stop people from voting however whenever but i’m just gonna assume everyone will be very cool and chill about this absolutely pointless but fun thought experiment)

i am so fucking annoyed i did not make this a weeklong poll. anyway reblog to save a life ✌️😎

watching that Adolescence miniseries i kept hearing about and it’s fucking wild actually

what did i just watch lmao

step 1. get everyone in the world to want to fuck me

step 2. vow of celibacy

jensen and misha: making out rolling around on the floor on the set of season 16 to "practice" for the destiel sloppy sex scene

the intimacy coordinator: 🧍

hey so last night i was looking for charming teddy bears, and what should have been a just and noble quest devolved into a horrible discovery:

for around 200 big ones, you can purchase a teddy bear with the body of a man and the eyes of a creature that knows it should not exist

despite the fact it's dressed like the boring guy you avoid at office christmas parties in every ad, it does not, in fact, arrive at your home khaki'd up and ready to go.

he's 5'7" so i hope you just have clothes for an adult man just laying around. and yes, his name is Puffy.

anyways the naked photos further cement his horrid homunculus status.

all of the information provided about this thing make it seem like its creators only have a passing understanding of human beings.

i mean like yeah. that is true. teddy bears are usually shaped like bears and this one certainly is not.

kill the ones you love. puffy is enough.

puffy is enough.

hey! don't be scared, okay?

puffy is a milky brown!

sorry i can't believe i forgot the most ominous thing on the site

“i’ll just get gas in the morning” no. that is the devil talking