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gameshow called 'pride or prejudice' in which the contestants are presented with a gay joke and have to guess if it was made by a queer person or a homophobe

e-the-village-cryptid

the contestants are all vaguely liberal straight people who are desperately uncomfortable with the entire concept

#no bc this would be the best thing ever

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hamletsjamlets

slugbo

if you observe the elves in rudolph the red nosed raindeer, you’ll notice this:

the elf men have very large noses, and are all bald, while the elf women have smaller noses and wavy blonde hair.

now. we already know hermey the elf is a twink. however i’d like to offer up a second piece of information:

hermey, though a man, exhibits a small nose and wavy blonde hair. did you guess it yet?

hermey is trans

zelda-guru-momi

TBH I’m just glad he lives in a trans friendly society in which the only reason people thought he was odd was because he wanted to be a dentist.

#no but same for Rudolph bc male reindeer she’s antlers before Christmas

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sleepless-in-starbucks

princesskuragina

I'm back on my bullshit

princesskuragina

It’s here folks

#treacherous power family

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airiervessel

emeraldcas

reblog for something very lgbt to happen to you on nov 5th

#manifesting this

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strange-aeons

lizzieehearts

everybody reblog this with an everyday thing that would fucking kill a founding father. don’t question it just do it

pharah-airways

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hamletsjamlets

official-lucifers-child

Wiggle

c4pyb4ra

it did not work, but i can help

big wiggle

december-rains

the ultimate dash cleanser.

thefirsthogokage

That made me so happy! I wish it was longer.

riverdalesblossomcheryl

The joy this gave me

#long post

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airiervessel

echo-at-the-pond

Guys if I get 271,100 notes on this till my 21st birthday (November 27th) I'll get

Don't walk on my roof

tattooed in ancient greek

echo-at-the-pond

Okay guys

I did the math.

It's 157 days till my birthday and 245085 notes to go

To make it we would have to add 1561 notes per day

Do you really think you can do that?

amillionandonefandoms

I am so sorry to all of my followers but yes. Yes we can.

vampiremansionpoolboy-moved

ur obligated to reblog this at least once if it’s on ur dash /hj

vampiremansionpoolboy-moved

two months left and 65,980 more notes to go

#I don’t know what the reference is but gl

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blackvelvetofnight

shows you a bug (romantic)

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eve-in-the-garden

shrimpy-in-wonderland

Some Queenie fo today

magicallysapphic

i’ve never seen a mouse that looks so much like a mouse before

great-and-small

She looks like she belongs on the cover of a beloved illustrated children’s book 🥺

I wanna give her a tiny needle she would use as a sword

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hamletsjamlets

rintezukas

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birchbeer

^for the rats to sniff

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eve-in-the-garden

being queer and seeing historical queer love is like a punch to the gut in a good way every time

crying and sobbing crying and sobbing etc

some more vintage photographs that make me weep and wail, now including trans people!

#brb crying

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tlirsgender

When I was a kid I self identified as both "quirky" and "tomboyish" so you can imagine the kind of gender I have now

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airiervessel

vsingers-archive

candy discourse, reblog w/ your opinions on

• candy corn • licorice • peanut butter + chocolate • mint + chocolate • sour candies

#Candy corn slaps especially the pumpkin ones #I really like both red and black licorice #peanut butter + chocolate is really good even though I don’t like peanut butter #mint + chocolate is really good #sour candy is god tier and The Best

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shadowtherat

Flashback to Oreo and her being over-enthusiastic with the “read” trick!

Trick tutorial on training this trick: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCGwUVwXbUo

#rats #this is so cute I’m crying /pos

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confusedhost-archive

horce-divorce

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ursulaklegun

People who love cold weather are fucking weird. You like to freeze? You like to shiver?? You like when you take a step outside and the air stings your skin???

peacemode

darksteel-relic