take your broken heart, make it into art

#why wouldn’t you still have this on your ipod same

This is glorious

Nickelodeon doing it right. Also liz gillies.

YOU ASKED ME WHAT MY SIGN IS AND I TOLD YOU IT WAS STOP

Anybody know where I could download this? I seriously need this on my iPod.

#why wouldn’t you still have this on your ipod same

that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao

The earlier in the year you reblog this the better it gets

This is probably rhe most incredible dog related thing I’ve seen this year.

(via What_About_Bunny)

HANDS DOWN THE MOST AMAZING DEVELOPMENT OF THE 21ST CENTURY IS DOGS TALK NOW

“Why?”

“Please 🥺”

The second I saw this shot in the movie I knew what needed to be done.

that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao

The earlier in the year you reblog this the better it gets

obsessed

disability advocacy went wrong when it became about inspiration porn and “differently abled” and savants. its incredible that that guy with no legs did a triathlon but your sister with no legs will not and she doesnt need prosthetics or five hour training days to deserve respect and compassion and accommodations. its incredible that that autistic guy can look at a city from a helicopter for an hour and then draw the entire detailed skyline from memory when he lands but your autistic friend cannot and they dont need to have a special Autism Power to deserve respect and compassion and accommodations. 

activism framed around “we are just as CAPABLE” means that when people genuinely are less capable they are left behind. activism framed around “we are just as WORTHY” is fundamental to radical compassion.

society is collapsing because we stopped making movies with all-muppet casts and one regular human actor

Anyway that’s why you wear wool and a life jacket babeeeyyyy

The important thing about wool is that it continues to keep you warm even when it’s soaking wet.

Other natural fibers don’t do this. In fact, quite the opposite. Campers and boaters are usually familiar with the phrase, “cotton kills.” If you’re wet in cotton or linen, your clothes actually sap heat from your body.

If you sink in a lake in late October like I did today, staying warm is important. I was rescued long before I would’ve actually died, but cold makes your muscles seize up, which isn’t good if you have to swim to land.

Which brings me around to life jackets. If the water’s cold enough, you may only have five-ten minutes until your muscles seize (today I probably had 40-60, more than enough time to get to land if I hadn’t been picked up), and you’ll drown.

In a life jacket, even in extremely cold water, you can float semi-conscious for perhaps another 30 minutes or so before you actually freeze to death, which is usually when someone rescues you.

What’s more, you probably know that moving around on land warms you up. Jumping jacks, jogging in place, etc.

In water, moving actually makes you colder. You need to stay still curled up in a ball, which you can only do in a life jacket.

In wool AND life jacket, you’re warm, and your head’s above water, which is pretty much your only and entire goal.

If you’re allergic to wool, synthetics are available specifically for this purpose. I know I always say natural fibers are the way to go, but when it comes to safety, wear what protects you!

Yep! A really simple “experiment” I learned as a kid and now use in my own courses is sticking your hand in ice water. Compare moving it around in the water to curling it up in a fist. The contrast is stark!

To increase your survival time in on cold water, you want to curl up! If you’re with others, you want to huddle!

Again, both are only possible when wearing a life jacket!

I know a lot of people are reblogging this for writing reference, but I like to believe that 7,000 people on this site were actually continually living in fear about this specific situation and that when the time comes, I’ve prepared them with what they need to know to survive.

imagine you’re at your rehearsal dinner and a lady just sits down and tells you a lesbian ghost story for 9 hours straight.

why are moms capable of just leeching vibe arsenic into the atmosphere when they’re pissed

my mom: is very slightly annoyed by even one thing

me, already feeling bone nausea: I have to get out of this house

Of all the directions I thought this comic was heading, this wasn’t it.

anyone need serotonin?

I became very invested in the successful delivery of those carrots

beaver: *plap plap plap plap plap*

me: 🥺

I cant believe asexuals officially own Halloween

Ace week 2020 is october 25-31st

I mean our flag matches the Halloween Aesthetic™ so it’s about time tbh.

Here y’all go, a Halloween themed ace flag I made for fun a couple days ago