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spiribia

me as a child: this "$4.99" sales stuff is idiotic, anyone can instantly round this up to $5 in their mind, no one is falling for this

me as an adult: oh wow only $4 (with some additional numbers behind it), that's great because if it was a single dollar more that would have been the last straw for me in my miserable life

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korixae

i need an episode of doctor who where the doctor runs into clara and me while on one of their adventures and they don’t recognise him (obviously (bc he’s regenerated since they last saw him)) and it’s basically just the exact same as the episode where river doesn’t recognise him but then at the end when they realise who they’ve been taking to the doctor admits he remembers clara now and they have a whole emotional thing and i then i cry

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oswinpond

Alternate take: Clara immediately recognizes the Doctor (“I would know you anywhere”) but thinks he still doesn’t remember her, so she pretends to be a stranger, meanwhile the Doctor thinks this means Clara has forgotten him the way Ashildr forgot all the people that used to matter to her because of the limits of human memory, so the Doctor also pretends to be a stranger to Clara

Until one of them slips up

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no one ever warns you about this about adulthood but no one tells you how important surfaces become to you. like it's a perpetual struggle to get enough surfaces in your life and then in turn keeping those surfaces clean

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kinjedl

The constant struggle between having enough stuff to put on surfaces, having enough surfaces to put stuff on, and having enough energy to clean the stuff on the surfaces.

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never thought that i’d live to see this day when i’d run out of salt…well how the turn tables

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