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I’m not dead, still alive but I don’t really go on here much anymore due to life stuff, other commitments and work. Especially work, Since I’m working the electrical field as a substation technician. Dear god I’ve had some long weeks, and long MONTHS over the last two years.
Illustration I drew for last year's @POfBoundaries BBEX Magazine content.
// Just a small status update, I’m not dead folks, I’ve been fine and well. Just started a new job last month. I don’t think I’ll really be active here anymore but I won’t archive the blog just incase I find time to come back to here and rp and stuff. Though I’m still quite active on discord and elsewhere. So if y’all want to chat with me and stuff just DM for my discord.
Every DnD game that starts out with a serious “Lord of the Rings” type of tone turns into a Monty Python sketch and every DnD game that starts out like a Monty Python sketch turns into Lord of the Rings
DnD game with characters named Kua the Brave, Enoch Bluehelm, and Hallow Greaves: Our current mission is to save the kingdom from the Dark Queen Ravenbone but we fucked up a charisma roll and now Kua and Ravenbone are dating and the king of Fendale was turned into a frog
DnD game with characters named Bunny Wabbit, Ford Trukk, and Dildo Baggins: Our current mission is to find a birthday present for a spoiled prince but in the process we found a lich planning to devour the life force of everyone in the land and Dildo gave his life to stop him in a scene so moving it won the Newberry Medal
If you give your players room to do whatever they want, including be silly, they will most often choose to express themselves. And you'd be amazed how much you'll start to care about characters once people have attached little pieces if their soul to them.
If you try to enforce a "serious" tone, it just makes the gags funnier, and your players will treat you with the same casual blasphemy orangutans show to God.
"the same casual blasphemy orangutans show to God" WHAT THE FUCK I'M DECEASED
I can’t believe there are people out there that haven’t seen this before
Throwback lol
I feel old lol
No really. How old is this. Rcause I have never seen this before today
early 2000s
Letterkenny did a rip on this!
// Trying to find a job in the field I went to College for is a bit harder than I first realized. At least finding ones that don’t strictly require me to move to another state. Or well, move to one of the corners of the state I live in.
// I am in a foul mood now. Story short, someone in Tampa defrauded my card for $50+ so I had the account locked down. Bank’s getting my money back now, but now I have no card for anything till I get the new one in and Activated.
// Funny, so apparently today six years ago I started my blog.
Sentinel friends!
// I keep getting this dark feeling in the back of my mind, that despite all the precautions I take. I’m still gonna end up catching the virus as a Dollar Store Employee, and what’ll follow will be bad.
2 words: same tempo.
“What can I say, with my looks it just comes naturally. Gotta say though, lotta people would’ve just ran on outta here but here you are standing all stoic. Or you could still be pissin’ yourself for all I know.”
She lets out a guttural laugh.
“Hard to tell through that helmet of yours.”
“Trust me when I say it, I ain’t pissin myself. After all the kinds of people I’ve met and had to deal with and the shit my boss sends me after. You’re relatively normal.” Lucas said after he unpolarized his helmet visor.
“And that’s a bit of welcomed change to talkin to supernatural entities and at times, outright gods.”
