dave strider rewrote my brain

Jon's stages of ghoulification⚰️

The little mutual label that appears after your URL in my notifs are friendship bracelets to me btw

phil tweet

19/4/24

If we're mutuals and I go to your blog and just start reblogging things think of it as parallel play

ASCII art 10,000

“It’s something to do” sIR—

Dumbasses: AI is good actually because it means the poor poor disableds can finally make an art!

Top G Paul Smith: look at this cool squirrel I made entirely on a typewriter :)

the Fugitive.

everyone talks about one-hit wonders, but no one seems to think about two-hit wonders. neon trees released “everybody talks” and “animals” and then fucked off forever. LMFAO released “party rock” and “sexy and i know it” and then apologized and left the radio. many such cases, all of which are deeply fascinating to me

whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision

i'm so glad i happened to see these tags this is the best thing anyone has added to this post so far

Oh thank God a reputable profession

why is religious Christmas imagery all so joyful and pleasant? where is the inherent horror of the birth of Christ? A mother is handed her newborn child, wailing and innocent. Her hands come away sticky. Red. Simply by giving her son life she has already killed him. He is doomed from the beginning. Her love will not save him from suffering. Because the thing cradled in her arms is not a baby, it is a sacrifice: born amongst the other bleating animals whose blood will one day be spilled in the name of what demands it. the night is silent with anticipation. Mary, did you know? That your womb was also a grave?

im not far enough in homestuck yet but hwo are those green skeleton fucks i see all the time. what are their names. what even are they. malevolent beasts?? ? demons perhaps, hellbent on causing chaos. i assume so. i dotn like the vibes of the angry one

Homestuck is great because calling them demons is pretty accurate but also quite literally about as wrong as you can be

oh awesome are htey fucked up angels. i love fucked up angels. i hope theyre godawful and HORRIBLE

disgusts me deeply to say it but 30 dollars is basically the new 20 dollars

'Tough on crime' should mean proactive policies, not reactionary punishments.