“I thought you of all people would be different.” “This was supposed to be a fun day. You always ruin everything.” “Our flight’s been cancelled… there goes our holiday.” “I’m not angry. I’m disappointed.” “I know you didn’t do it on purpose, but that doesn’t mean I can’t be disappointed.” “I can’t believe this. You always turn everything into such a disaster!” “I’m not disappointed in you, I’m disappointed in the situation…” “I can’t believe this is happening. Can nothing ever go right?!” “I’m so sorry to let you down. I know you were looking forward to this.” “You always let me down. You’re so unreliable.” “I’d expected a lot more from you.” “Stop being so selfish! You’re ruining everything for everyone.” “You’re such a disappointment to the family.” “I’m sorry to be such a disappointment. I know you expected more of me.” “That movie was so disappointing.” “Why is everything in life actually so disappointing? You get yourself excited every time, only to be let down, time and time again.” “You’re not disappointing! Just… surprising.” “I thought you cared about me. Someone who cares about someone else doesn’t let them down like you just did.” “You could’ve tried harder!” ”I’m not going to lie… I am disappointed.” “No no! You’re great, but the sex was just really disappointing.” “Honestly, you’re the biggest disappointment of my life.” “You weren’t there for me when I needed you. Why do you expect me to be here for you now you need me?” “I had higher expectations of this.” “I had higher expectations of you.”

Feel free to add your own.

• “You’re really hot.”
• “Oh, don’t mind me. Just enjoying the view.”
• “You know, those/that ______ of yours are/is pretty distracting.”
• “Hot damn.”
• “So, you come here often?”
• “Well, well. My night just got better.”
• “Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”
• “You have got a great ass.”
• “Hey, I’m open minded.”
• “You enjoying the view over there?”
• “Keep sweet-talking and this could go a whole new direction.”
• “Don’t be bashful. You know you want to.”
• “You can have me any way you’d like, baby.”
• “You wanna move this conversation someplace more private?”
• “I’m off in a few minutes, you know.”
• “It’s been a long day. Why don’t we help each other unwind?”
• “I think it’s about time we stop avoiding the obvious.”
• “I’m gonna be honest with you. I’m really horny, and you’re really hot. Can we fuck? Like, now?”
• “I wanna see you get naked.”
• “You like how I bend over for you, huh?”
• “You’re getting me all worked up.”
• “What do we have here?”
• “I see someone’s happy to see me.”
• “Play your cards right, and I just might have to put you on speed dial.”
• “You like that, don’t you?”
• “How do you want me?”
• “I’m sure we can put those lips to better use.”
• “I want you. Right here. Right now.”
• “God, you’re perfect.”
• “I really like a man who’s good with his hands.”
• “I’d be more than happy to show you a good time, if you’re looking for one.”
• “I saw that. You just checked me out.”
• “You look real good in that suit/dress/skirt/outfit.”
• “You wanna help me out of this ___?” (Insert article clothing here.)
• “Can I keep you?”
• “You’re such a tease.”
• “Oh my, looks like I/you dropped something.”
• “I love it when you talk dirty.”
• “I can’t stop thinking about your hands on me.”
• “I think you’ll be happy to know that I’m not wearing any underwear.”
• “I really want to take you home and get you out of all those clothes.”
• “It’s like you want to ruin men/women for me.”