A Fool's Hope

i love being up early but i love being up late. and i love getting lots of sleep. what now.

it's very important to me to document sue's reaction alex's "smile" being a literal ≧◡≦

I want bitches fired after this game

Clean fucking house

I’m crying on national tv

I will clear nicks name as that is his ring finger, but in fairness his teammates weren’t sure at first either

I would be a significantly happier person if I wasn’t a sports fan. I would also be a significantly sadder person if I wasn’t a sports fan. two things can be true.

✨ Tumblr Builds an MLB Postseason Bracket ✨

The 2023 Postseason is now going to be determined by queer people, would-be Expos fans, rpf writers, bloggers who unironically find Gritty sexy, and neurodivergent catgirls: that's right, I'm talking about Tumblr Dot Com!

Vote for your favorites to win the upcoming Wildcard series here:

NL Wildcard - Brewers vs Diamondbacks

NL Wildcard - Marlins vs Phillies

AL Wildcard - Rangers vs Rays

AL Wildcard - Blue Jays vs Twins

Yeah the wildcard portion only lasts 24 hours because in MY day it was a single game and not a whole entire three-game productio- *I am rightfully yanked offstage by a vaudeville hook*

TASKMASTER — 16.01 The Natural Friends

jesus christ

these postseason commercials are so bold the "this october, be at the rogers centre 😎" girl are YOU gonna be at the rogers centre??