sirius: my feelings for moony are strictly platonic!
james: what colour are his eyes?
sirius: deep brown, but not in the weird disgusting way in the way that you could get lost in them and you’d never want to escape because it feels like home and chocolate and all things nice in the world
james: right…
peter: what colour are my eyes?
sirius: idk green? shut up peter i’m talking about remus