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Kill Them With Kindness

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Talk it through as a crew! Kaija, 29, She/Her. OFMD Stede Bonnet muse blog. [icon by @floral-stede]
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Dirty A-Z headcanon game

Send a letter for more information on my muse’s likes and dislikes! Inspired by kinks discussed around the internet. The (explanations) are mere guidelines, feel free to elaborate as much as you’d like!

  • A - Alone time (how do they get off when they’re all by themselves? do they watch porn, is it all in their imagination, do they jerk off, do they use toys?) 
  • B - Bondage (do they like it? do they not? do they prefer to be the one being tied or the one doing the tying?) 
  • C - Crying (is it a turn on? a turn off? do they cry during sex? have they cried during sex? what was the reason?) 
  • D - Dominance (do they prefer to dominate, or be dominated? do they have experience as a Dom? Do they have a Dom that they trust already? What kind of things do they enjoy as/with their Dominant partner?) 
  • E - Extra info (any other fetishes? feet? leather? role playing? blood? fantasies that they might want to experience not on this list?)
  • F - Food play (do they like using food in the bedroom? are there any foods they prefer to use during sex or foreplay? any they’d like to try?)
  • G - Group sex (would they have a threeway? four? an orgy? do they put on a show for spectators? or do they like to keep it just between them and their partner?) 
  • H - Humiliation (does degradation and insults get them hot? do they get off on humiliating someone else? what kind of humiliation is good for them?) 
  • I - Impact play (here’s where talking about things like spanking, paddles, canes, floggers and the like.) 
  • J - Jelly (what kind of lube are they using? is it flavored? have they tasted it? do they prefer to use something other than real lube during sex?) 
  • K - Kissing (what parts of their body do they like having kissed? what parts of their partner do they enjoy kissing? do they like leaving marks / having marks left on them?) 
  • L - Lighting (are the lights on? off? do they have some kind of mood lighting set up?) 
  • M - Masochism (do they like pain? scratching? biting? being bossed around? spoken down to? choked?) 
  • N - Not yet (orgasm delay? orgasm denial? do they tell their partner not to touch themselves for a certain amount of time or under certain circumstances? do they delay or deny other things like bathroom usage or food? do they need to beg first? do they like being denied / delayed?) 
  • O - Outdoor sex (have they ever done it in public? would they? where?)
  • P - Photography (are cameras allowed in the bedroom? do they send nudes? do they ask for nudes? would they ever record themselves having sex / being caught up in a sexual act?) 
  • Q - Quiet please (what’s the volume like in the bedroom? are they quiet? do they scream? do they like a loud partner? do they prefer if their partner is more soft spoken?)
  • R - Routine (do they have a routine when it comes to picking up one night stands? do they have scheduled sex with their partner? are things spontaneous or planned ahead of time?) 
  • S - Sleepy sex (do they give oral to wake their partner up? do they like receiving oral to wake up? do they like fucking their partner awake? being fucked awake? how about being fucked to sleep at night? do they have lazy morning sex?) 
  • T - Top or bottom (self explanatory…) 
  • U - Underwear (what kind of underwear do they put on in the morning, if any at all… do they own any sexy underwear or lingerie?) 
  • V - Voyeurism (do they like to watch, or are they more hands on? are they more of an exhibitionist?) 
  • W - Water (pool sex? bath / shower sex? are they into watersports at all?)
  • X - X-dressing (do they crossdress as a part of teasing / foreplay? does crossdressing turn them on? turn their partner on? do they prefer to do it or watch their partner crossdress instead? do they use other costumes? cat ears, tails, etc?) 
  • Y - Yes, Master (what kinds of names are used during sex? do they like being called master / mistress, daddy, etc…? what names do they call their partner?) 
  • Z - Zones (what are their erogenous zones? what spots on their body should be touched, bitten, kissed, when someone wants to get them in the mood?) 
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❛ i feel like i can tell you anything. ❜

It had only been a few weeks since Ed and his crew had joined Stede and his on the Revenge. Yet in that short time the co-captains had shared so much together. Ed had taught him how to be properly pillage and plunder. Stede had shown him the ways of the wealthy. Together the two had started to build a beautiful friendship, in Stede's opinion.

"I feel like we've already shared so much in such a short time." Stede smiled. "It would be a pity if we couldn't tell each other everything."

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kirkwail

yes i have a thing for self-loathing fictional characters being loved and in the process learning to love themselves and no that does not imply anything about me personally as a person i swear

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rpclefairy

𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒

  • “ am i not good enough? ”  
  • “ you’ve been so quiet. what’s on your mind? ”  
  • “ why did you help me? ”  
  • “ who do you fight for? ”  
  • “ why do you hate me? ”  
  • “ have you come to laugh at me in my miserable state? ”  
  • “ you’re not dating anyone, are you? ”  
  • “ i’ve got your back, okay? ”  
  • “ where do you think you’re going? ”  
  • “ how long have i been asleep? ”  
  • “ are you going to kill me? ”  
  • “ why can’t i come with you? ”  
  • “ we all have secrets, don’t we? ”  
  • “ did you want to be alone? ”  
  • “ why should i trust you? ”  
  • “ wait. did you hear that? ”  
  • “ promise me? ”  
  • “ why are you talking like we’ll never see each other again? ”  
  • “ do you remember anything at all? ”  
  • “ what? no witty remark? nothing clever to say? ”  
  • “ you wanna know what your problem is? ”  
  • “ may i have this dance? ”  
  • “ can i ask… what happened? ”  
  • “ how many people have you killed? how many? ”  
  • “ do you ever hear yourself? ”  
  • “ would you run away with me? ”  
  • “ could you be happy here with me? ”  
  • “ you can’t or you won’t? ”  
  • “ you slept with them, didn’t you? ”  
  • “ well, how do i look? ”  
  • “ after all you’ve done how can i possibly trust you? ”  
  • “ why can’t you let me in? what are you so afraid of? ”  
  • “ what did they do to you? ”  
  • “ so why’s it so important anyway? ”  
  • “ where have you been? ”  
  • “ why are you looking at me like that? ”  
  • “ why did you come? ”  
  • “ what are you doing out here by yourself? ”  
  • “ is… that my shirt you’re wearing? ”  
  • “ you… don’t like me very much, do you? ”  
  • “ why does it always have to be a fight with you? ”
  • “ why can’t you look me in the eye? ”  
  • “ can you forgive me? ”  
  • “ what if i never see you again? ”  
  • “ you were going to leave without saying goodbye? ”  
  • “ how about a little midnight snack? ”  
  • “ are you… smelling me? ”  
  • “ how did you get this scar? ”  
  • “ what do you want in exchange for it? ”  
  • “ what did you want to tell me? ”  
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I’ve read a lot of Ed/Stede first-time/early times fics where Stede is super nervous/hesitant/naive, not knowing what to do or even what the possible options are and like, I get where that characterization comes from. And I’ve read fics where Stede is like, magically great at sex and I very much get the appeal of that specific fantasy as well. But neither of these seem to quite hit the mark for me because I think one of the things that defines Stede in his Stede-ness is that he’s a fucking lunatic who usually doesn’t know what he is doing and has never once let that stop him.

This is a man who charges headfirst into things he’s excited about, fueled by nothing but improbable confidence and commitment to the bit. He can be quite bold under the right circumstances (thinking about that post I can’t find right now about how he is actually being very forward in the moonlight scene, even if he’s not flirting intentionally) and he is just an absolute nerd (affectionate) about the things he enjoys and that’s one of the things Ed likes about him.

So what I’m saying is “Stede who is not exactly good at any particular act involved but is fucking thrilled at the novelty of being desired and is being a massive, adorable dork about it” + “Ed who actually does have some experience but is too busy being flattened by a wave of tender, attentive intimacy of the sort he’s never experienced before to do anything about it” = some kind of chaotic gay sex feedback loop where no one involved is particularly suave or dignified about anything and that’s exactly what makes it so fucking hot.

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